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Dumb doodle from tonight. What ‘love language’ is this again?
tw : me and the bestie were being dummies
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More out-of-context dnd quotes
* “ignite the wolf”
* “What if we kissed in the Ravenloft castle and we were both evil?”
* “Three votes for swamp of death”
* “You sound a bit hoarse” “I’m a cow, thank you very much”
* “Too angry to die”
* “I just wanna die and become a chat box on Microsoft”
* “The frog is a better antagonist than Strahd”
* “Why don’t we let the ranger do ranger shit?”
Me: *tries to fall asleep with my glasses on*
Me: “hmmm, I should probably take these off”
Husband: “but then how will you see in your dreams?”
Me: “I wear contacts”
Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.
These are the headcanons I sent
1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".
2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.
3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie
4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.
5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.
6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.
7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.
8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.
I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...
Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?
This ask made me laugh for hours.
Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)
He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.
He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.
His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day
Le comic cus I had fnaf brainrot
The boys are strugglinggg fnaf 2 hardcore mode biting they 87s
micheal and my take on jeremy fitzgerald. I was bored and on a train
ERO numbah two. Ruh roh seth in trouble kindaaa ahhhhh. ouar naur…New chr coming soon… oh my godddd…. im so excited….
i'd like to think le narrator is a yassified version of dwight and that he has binge watched the office 9 times. no one can take this away from me. this is canon. to me at least