Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy… We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn… The only thing that's real, Tommy… is CASH!" (to Tommy)
"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water-"
"The thing is, Tommy, you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. We've had that conversation before, and we spoke that language in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day." (to Tommy)
"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
"Technoblade sometimes dies."
"I have a pickaxe, Quackity, and I'll *put it through your teeth*!" (to Quackity)
"HEEEEEH?" (to Butcher Army)
"There's voices... Sometimes the voices say... E." (chat)
"Welcome home, Theseus!" (to Tommy)
"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero Tommy? The *die like one*!" (to Tommy)
"The thing about this world Tommy, is that good things don't happen to heroes." (to Tommy)
“Man, you’ve gotta raise your standards.” (to Dream)