Disney Descendants - Blog Posts

So, I finally made compiled my full kin list and here are my observations:

1. Wow I’m a piece of shit aren’t I?

2. It’s the family issues for me, man.

3. ✨Trauma✨

4. No seriously, I’m such a red flag. 😭😭😭

5. They all have nice hair though.

6. I know most of them are total shitbags, but they’re my emotional support shitbags.

Feel free to judge me as much as you’d like.

You stole my idea 😭🤦 ( i havent posted the art yet)

Some D4 fanart

+ bonus rendered Hook

+doodle

Harry Hook has white boy rizz

Los rotten four ( o mejor dicho ,edits mal hechos de Evie ,Jay y Carlos,genderbend,las imágenes usadas no son de mi pertenencia )

Evan (Evie)

Jade (Jay)

Cloe ( Carlos)

Descendants: genderbend one- shots

Inicie un fanfiction de descendientes genderbend

Squeaky and Squirmy

I am actually looking forward to seeing these two in D5 even if it is different actors. I'm curious to see how they and other villain kids such as Hazel have adjusted to living in Auradon these past few years.

Luis Madrigal

I know it will not happen and they will likely copy and paste Luisa's powers to her son however i'm hoping he has something like indestructability or agility or flexibility or super speed or endurance rather than his mother's powers.

I am curious to see how Encanto fits into descendants because Beast outlawed magic and the entirety of Encanto is their gifts i can't see Mirabel or Alma or really anyone agreeing to have the entire family stripped of their powers and lose their casita, the last bit they have left of Pedro.

Hazel & Squeaky & Squirmy

I really looking forward to seeing the Twins and Hazel in D5 only because i really want to see the interactions between them. What dynamic do the three of them have? Captain and crewmates? Childhood friends? Cousin like relationship? I am dying to know how hook's relationship with smee impacted their kids' relationships because i see smee as a grandfather figure to the Hook kids.

Merlin as Morgie's father

i recently saw a post theorising Merlin as Morgie's father and i just adore it. I can't remember the at so if anybody can find it let me know.

But I am a huge fan of Merlin/Morgana's relationship in BBC's Merlin. Now don't get me wrong i don't see Merlin/Morganna as endgame but i do adore the idea that they had a short lives relationship/ one night stand that resulted in Morgie.

I imagine that it is a well-kept secret and very few people know of Morgie's true origins. I imagine Morgie always knowing and Merlin letting Morgie and by extension his friends (when morgie is in involved) get away with things. I imagine Merlin and Morgana both tutoring Morgie at magic putting him well above most of the class.

I love all the scenarios that can come from Merlin being Morgie's father. Imagine if Morgie was the son of the world's most renowned and powerful wizard and his biggest rival.

Red, Quinlynn and the Succession of Wonderland.

Red never knew she had an older sister, Quinlynn, until she was 15 Yo, a year before she went back in time. The QoH had forbidden Quinlynn's name to be spoken of as it was too painful for her.

One day she overheard the name and that was when she asked her father, The Red King, and he told her the painful truth her sister had been stolen right before the barrier was put up. Red had always felt as if something was missing and knowing she had a sister made things felt as if it finally made sense. In that moment when she was in between Ella and her mother she thought of Quinlynn stolen away from their parents and raise on that horrid isle and she made her choice. Her sister would come home.

She knew her sister returning would mean her loss of status as heir of Wonderland that instead of being the high ruler she'd only ruler over one kingdom but she did not care. She never wanted to be High Queen. It never felt right.

When she returned to wonderland and found her sister as Heir to the Throne, herself training to one day rule of Crims with several older siblings and a younger sister she finally felt happy. This was what her family would have been like if it weren't for that wretched beast.

In the Original timeline Allaria trained Quinlynn in everything she could to one day take her rightful place as Queen of Wonderland and Queen of Spades, she chose her position while on the isle because even though she is trapped as the eldest she has first pick even if she was stolen away. If she was denied her choice the magic and citzens of wonderland would riot.

I always liked Chad he was so sassy and stupid. When I was younger I swore I could fix him.

I just realize that Gaston is Belle’s enemy not Beast/Adam. How in the fuck Gaston is Beast’s enemy? In Beauty and the Beast, they actually met (in person) fighting each other and Gaston broke into his home, attempting to kill him. While Belle was tormented by Gaston into marrying him since he thought she was pretty. And plus Beast just met Gaston, that isolated furry have no enemy beside the fairy who gave him the red rose, which is weird because red rose are considered for love relationship.

So in this consultation

Gaston is Belle’s enemy

Beast is Gaston’s enemy

No one is Beast’s enemy

Do it

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Make the mess

I’ve just spent 80-billion-thousand-gazillion(?) hours working on a Percy Jackson/Disney Character(s) family tree, and am now trying to convince myself not to add in the characters from Ever After High as well (because it’s already a cluster fuck, and if I add in EAH I’m going to throw myself off of the 600th floor of the Empire State Building but I still think it would amusing🙃🥲)

SHUT UP🗣️‼️

Red and Chloe’s ship name should be Ultraviolet

I didn’t spend 30 minutes of my life writing this just for nobody to read it BOOST THIS SHIT🗣️‼️ (I’m joking)

"Just Look My Way" - Ben Florian Rewrite (Helluva Boss)

It is expected, an oath by birth to rule the land

As the starlight passes overhead

And settles in my hand

I am a sovereign, protector of the people’s rights

Yet my eyes can only drift to you

And the classic tale we write

Let me hold you, keep you close to me

I long to hear your voice

But dearest, I know better now

I must give you this choice

I know you’re the only thing I need

I’d fight to bring you back to me

So look my way 

Please look my way

If there’s something more that I don’t know

That you won’t say till we’ve both grown cold

Just say, please stay, look my way

This strong connection, a bond that drew us ever close

Even when you’re gone, and I can’t see you, my longing for you grows

I don’t care if you were born to evil

Or grew around unholy people

Why don’t you understand? Let me explain!

That I’m terrified

As I cry

To make my wish come true

What’s left for me

And my breaking heart

If I cannot have you?

Unless it’s me

And all it was you wanted was support

But alas

My duties grew, and time was cut too short

Is this how you feel?

Stressed by a land that cannot comprehend

What you are

So I’ll make you this promise

These binds on your soul need 

To end

I will try to best atone

For leaving you to fend alone

So, look my way

Please look my way

And however long to break your fears

I’ll sit and wait a thousand years

If you’ll stay, and just say

Look my way

Change of Plans

Alright, so, I know I said I was going to rewrite Stayed Gone for two descendants characters, however, I've changed my mind, because Stayed Gone is a VERY hard song to rewrite. So, instead, I'm giving you a....

DESCENDANTS-HELLUVA REWRITE

Honestly, Descendants and Helluva have more similarities than Descendants and Hazbin now that I think about it. Anyways, yeah, Descendants-Helluva Rewrite coming probably in the next hour or two.

I'll give you a hint as to what character and song, both the character I'm rewriting it for and the character who originally sung it are associated with blue.

I think I’m gonna do another Hazbin-Descendants rewrite.

Yeah I’m gonna do Stayed Gone, but you guys can guess which two characters will be singing it.

Here’s another hot take for y’all: Space Between should’ve been between Mal and Ben.

Chat, I wrote this in a drunken stupor (and by drunken stupor I mean at midnight running on 2 hours of sleep)

Hell is Forver (Descendants Rewrite)

[Ben]

I know the Isle’s population is less than ideal

They’re raised up for violence, to lie and to steal

But if we extend a hand and we make them a deal

To live in Auradon

I can see I’m losin’ ya, hold on!

I’ve heard of their stories, the lost and misplaced

Their ancestor’s teachings are hard to erase

But if we teach them remorse and we give them a place

Before their too far gone

It’ll be a happy day in-

[Chad]

Let me stop you right there, you can’t be this naive

So what you’re suggesting is letting them leave

From the Isle, it’s all smiles, till they turn on us all

They’ll come and act all nice until our bodies are sprawled

Cus’ Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

[Ben]

Come on, Chad-

[Chad]

Just try to chillax, Ben, stop wasting your time

Did you forget what they did, the extent of their crimes?

Are they winners, are they sinners cus’ it’s cut and dry

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye, yeah!

There’s no room to debate

There’s no questioning fate

Compared to us, who have spawned from heroes

Those little VK’s are simply zeroes!

*air guitar sounds* Guitar solo, oh yeah! *more air guitar sounds*

[Ben]

Uggghhh

[Chad]

Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

Buddy, Karma’s forever, it’ll never fade away

So don’t protect them from the debts that they were destined to pay!

The only destination, if you keep this inclination, if you make this determination

You’ll cast our homes to ruination!

[Ben]

What?

[Chad]

In the end, you’re the king, so do what you wanna do

But if we all end dead, then Ben, it’s all on you

Okay so there have been a lot of weird fandom friendships on the internet. Steven Universe and Undertale, Miraculous Ladybug and DC, etc. And I have an idea for the next one.

Descendants and Hazbin Hotel. I’ll elaborate if someone asks.

Audrey was really gagging everybody in D3.

“What are you doing with the scepter?”

“I wanted them so I took them, you of all people should understand that.”

Gagged.

“Wait, Audrey! Don’t use that!”

“What? I thought you liked spells.”

Gagged.

“Did someone curse you? Just tell me and I’ll-“

“What? You’ll marry them?”

Gagged.

I know the opinion of Audrey in the Descendants fandom is split, but I honestly love her and her villain arc was awesome.

incorrect quotes || rise of red ft. y/n

|| note: this is fictional yall

|| pairings: rise of red x reader

|| sfw

|| from the author: have fun reading hehe ^^

-incquotes under the cut-

Hook: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Uliana: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Chloe: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Ella : Come on, Bridget. Nobody actually believes that Charming is in love with me. Bridget, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Charming is helplessly in love with Ella. *Everyone raises their hand* Ella: Charming, put your hand down.

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Morgie: Why are you drinking? Maleficent: I drink when I'm depressed. Morgie: But you're always drinking? Maleficent: *smug grin*

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Charming, to Ella: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Hook: I’m a reverse necromancer! Y/n: Isn’t that just- Maleficent: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Hook. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Hook. Fuck you.

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Cinderella: Damn, the power went out. Y/n: Don’t worry, I got this. Y/n: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Cinderella: What-? Y/n: I swallowed a glow stick! Cinderella, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Red: I can't imagine what Hades is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Hades: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. Y/n: Me. Hades: No. Hades: Me.

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Hades: Do you guys hear something? Maleficent: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

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Hades: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness. Uliana: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

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Red: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Queen of Hearts: Did Chloe say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Red: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Hook: I’d kill someone if you asked me to. Morgie: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

ours || poly! uliana's crew x reader

|| note: AHHHH IM SO EXCITED FOR ALL OF YOU TO READ THIS

|| pairings: uliana x reader, hook x reader, morgie x reader, hades x reader, maleficent x reader, maleficent x hades

|| poly, fluff, jealousy

|| from the author: my favorite characters from rise of red mwa mwa

-fic under the cut-

The corridors of Merlin’s Academy were alive with activity, filled with a mix of students from different backgrounds—royals, villains, and everyone in between. You walked through the halls with a confident stride, a natural result of your royal upbringing. Yet, behind that confidence was a heart that had been captured by a rather unconventional group.

Uliana, Hook, Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent—they were your everything.

Your relationship with them had started slowly, each bond forming in its own time, like pieces of a puzzle falling into place. Uliana, with her sly smiles and endless charm, was the first to draw you in. Hook followed with his reckless grin and roguish wit. Morgie’s quiet strength, Hades’ surprisingly warm heart, and Maleficent’s fierce protectiveness—all of them had captured your heart in their own unique ways.

And they had captured each other’s too. Love flowed freely between all of you, a beautiful, tangled web of affection that defied the expectations of the world around you.

But today, something felt off.

You were outside by the fountain, chatting with your friends—Bridget, Ella, and Charming—when you noticed Uliana, Hook, Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent watching from a distance. Their expressions were tight, their postures stiff. Something was wrong.

After saying goodbye to your friends, you made your way over to them. “Hey, what’s going on?”

Uliana’s usual smirk was missing as she glanced at the others. Hook was the first to speak, his voice laced with a rare vulnerability. “(Y/N), why are you with us?”

You blinked, confused by the question. “What do you mean?”

Morgie sighed, crossing his arms as he leaned against a tree. “You’re a royal, (Y/N). You have everything—the status, the friends, the perfect life. Why would you want to be with a bunch of misfits like us?”

The words hit you like a punch to the gut. You looked around at them, seeing the insecurity and doubt in their eyes. Even Maleficent, usually so composed, looked unsure, her gaze fixed on the ground.

Hades was the one who broke the silence. “You could have anyone, (Y/N). Why choose us? We’re not like you. We’re... not enough.”

Your heart ached at the sight of their pain. You stepped forward, reaching for Uliana’s hand first. “You’re all more than enough for me. I don’t care about being a royal or what anyone else thinks. I care about you—all of you.”

You turned to Hook, placing a hand on his cheek. “You make me laugh like no one else can.”

Then to Morgie, brushing your fingers against his. “You’re strong and steady, always there when I need you.”

You faced Hades next, cupping his face in your hands. “You have the kindest heart, even if you try to hide it.”

And finally, to Maleficent, who met your gaze with uncertainty. “You’re fierce and protective, and I love that about you.”

You took a step back so you could see all of them at once. “I love you all for who you are. That’s why I’m with you—because you make me feel like I’m home.”

Uliana was the first to react, pulling you into a tight embrace. “I’m sorry,” she murmured into your hair. “We were just... scared, I guess.”

Hook joined in, wrapping his arms around both of you. “Yeah, we’re idiots.”

Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent followed, surrounding you in a warm, protective circle. “We’re lucky to have you,” Morgie said softly.

“And I’m lucky to have you,” you replied, squeezing them all tightly.

The tension melted away, replaced by the comforting warmth of being with the people you loved most in the world. Whatever doubts they had, you were determined to dispel them, to show them every day just how much they meant to you.

The next day, everything seemed to return to normal, or so you thought. You spent the morning attending classes, and during lunch, you hung out with your friends—Bridget, Ella, and Charming. They were laughing about something when Bridget’s expression grew serious.

“(Y/N), can we talk for a second?” Bridget asked, her tone low.

You nodded, curious but not alarmed. “Sure, what’s up?”

Ella and Charming exchanged glances before Ella spoke. “It’s about Uliana, Hook, Morgie, Hades, and Maleficent. They’ve been... well, they’ve been pulling pranks. Mean ones.”

Your stomach dropped. “What do you mean?”

Charming sighed, running a hand through his hair. “They’ve been targeting other students. Specifically, other royals.”

“They’re trying to prove something,” Bridget added, her voice gentle. “I don’t think it’s malicious, but it’s definitely causing problems.”

You felt a mix of disappointment and frustration. This wasn’t like them—not the people you knew and loved. But you also remembered the conversation you had with them the day before, how they had expressed their insecurities about your relationship. It all made sense now.

“Thanks for telling me,” you said, your voice steady. “I’ll handle it.”

You found them later that afternoon, gathered in their usual spot. They were laughing, clearly pleased with themselves over something. But when they saw you approaching, their smiles faltered.

“(Y/N), what’s wrong?” Uliana asked, noticing the serious expression on your face.

You crossed your arms, not bothering to mask your disappointment. “I know about the pranks.”

Their reactions varied—Uliana looked guilty, Hook tried to play it off with a grin, Morgie and Maleficent avoided your gaze, and Hades sighed deeply.

“Why?” you asked, your voice filled with hurt. “Why would you do something like this?”

“(Y/N), it’s not a big deal,” Hook started, but you cut him off.

“It is a big deal, Hook. You’re hurting people because you’re insecure. You’re trying to prove something that doesn’t need proving.”

Uliana frowned, her guilt turning to defensiveness. “They had it coming. Those royals look down on us. They think we’re nothing but trouble.”

“And you’re proving them right by acting like this!” you shot back. “You’re better than this. All of you are.”

Morgie finally spoke up, his voice subdued. “We just... we didn’t want to lose you. They have so much to offer, and we’re just...”

You softened at his words, your heart aching for them. “I chose you. I choose you every day. But this? This isn’t the way to handle it.”

Hades, who had been silent until now, stepped forward, taking your hand in his. “We’re sorry, (Y/N). We didn’t think it would get this far.”

You squeezed his hand, looking at each of them in turn. “You don’t need to prove anything to me. I love you for who you are, not for what you think you should be. I don’t want to see you hurting others because of your insecurities.”

Maleficent finally spoke, her voice low but sincere. “We won’t do it again. We’ll make it right.”

Uliana nodded, her earlier defensiveness melting away. “We’ll fix this, (Y/N). We promise.”

You let out a breath you didn’t realize you were holding, feeling the tension leave your shoulders. “Thank you. I don’t want to see you guys hurt anyone, but I also don’t want to see you hurting yourselves with this kind of behavior.”

They all moved closer, surrounding you in a group hug that felt as warm and comforting as ever. Uliana pressed a kiss to your temple, Hook wrapped an arm around your waist, Morgie rested his forehead against yours, Hades held you close, and Maleficent gently touched your cheek.

“We love you, (Y/N),” Uliana whispered, and the others murmured their agreement.

“And I love you,” you replied, your voice thick with emotion. “We’re in this together, okay? No more doubts, no more pranks. Just us.”

They nodded, and you knew they meant it. The love you shared was stronger than any insecurities, any doubts. And together, you would face whatever challenges came your way, hand in hand.

sweet feels || james hook x reader

|| note: this is not canon and this is just a figment of my imagination

|| pairings: james hook x reader

|| fluff

|| from the author: loved writing this

-fic under the cut-

"you have stolen my heart"

The corridors of Merlin Academy were alive with activity as students buzzed with excitement about the upcoming Castlecoming. It was the talk of the school—who would wear what, who would go with whom. But you weren’t worried about any of that. You had something—or rather, someone—much more important on your mind.

James Hook.

You smiled at the thought of him, the pirate with the charming smirk and the mischievous glint in his eyes. Despite your royal upbringing, you had fallen for him, and he for you. It had started with stolen glances and teasing banter, but over time, your connection deepened, and before you knew it, you were inseparable.

As you walked down the hall, your thoughts were interrupted by the familiar voices of Uliana’s crew. They were gathered near the entrance, laughing and joking as usual. Uliana, the sister of Ursula, was at the center, her presence commanding attention.

“There she is!” Morgie, the son of Morgana, called out, spotting you. “Our favorite royal.”

You chuckled as you joined them, greeted by the warmth and camaraderie you had come to cherish. Despite the differences in your backgrounds, Uliana’s crew had welcomed you with open arms. You were one of them, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“So, what’s the plan for today?” you asked, slipping into the easy rhythm of their banter.

“We were just talking about the ball,” Hook said, sidling up to you with that signature grin. “Thinking of sweeping you off your feet on the dance floor.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, but your heart fluttered at his words. “You wish.”

“Hey, don’t be too sure,” he teased, wrapping an arm around your waist. “I’ve been practicing.”

“Sure you have,” you quipped back, leaning into his side.

But before the conversation could continue, Bridget, the princess of Hearts, approached, looking more serious than usual. You immediately noticed the tension in her posture.

“Bridget, what’s up?” you asked, concern lacing your voice.

She glanced at you, then at the others. “There’s something I need to talk to Uliana about.”

The crew quieted down, sensing the shift in mood. You watched as Bridget and Uliana exchanged words, the conversation hushed but intense. You didn’t catch everything, but you heard enough to know that Bridget was troubled by something Uliana had said or done.

When the conversation ended, Bridget turned to you. “(Y/N), what do you think?”

You knew Bridget well—she wasn’t one to make a fuss over nothing. If she was upset, there was a reason. “I’m on your side, Bridget,” you said firmly, knowing that your loyalty to your friends meant everything.

Uliana seemed taken aback by your response, but before she could say anything, Hook stepped in. “Let’s not get into a fight over this. We’re all friends here. Except for pinkie over there.”

You nodded in agreement, relieved that Hook was there to diffuse the situation. “Yeah, let’s talk this out.”

Eventually, the tension eased, and the crew found a way to resolve their differences. Bridget smiled at you, grateful for your support, and Uliana gave you a nod, understanding that you had to stand by your friend.

Later that evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon, you found yourself standing with Hook on the edge of the school grounds, the soft glow of the setting sun casting a golden hue over everything. He had his arm around you, holding you close.

“You know,” he began, his voice gentle, “I wasn’t sure about us at first. I mean, you’re a royal, and I’m... well, I’m me.”

You turned to look at him, surprised by his sudden seriousness. “Hook, don’t say that. We’re perfect for each other.”

He smiled, his eyes softening as he gazed at you. “Yeah, we are. I’ve got the feels for you, (Y/N).”

You laughed softly, your heart swelling with affection. “I’ve got the feels for you too.”

The moment was perfect—just the two of you, wrapped in each other’s warmth. You knew that whatever challenges came your way, you would face them together. Because, in the end, it wasn’t about where you came from or who you were supposed to be. It was about the way he made you feel—happy, cherished, and completely yourself.

And with him by your side, life was sweeter than ever.

I’ve got artist’s block with some CEC OC redesigns at the moment so I made some Descendants OCs because I got back into my Descendants phase after watching Rise of Red! ^^

Sonya White (Daughter of Snow White and Prince Florian) is a spoiled princess who loves to gossip. If there’s something embarrassing or if there’s drama Sonya will spread it around like wildfire.

Phoenix Flynn (Daughter of Phineas Flynn and Isabella Garcia-Shapiro) is very nerdy. She’s a huge know it all about robots. Phoenix and her dad would always build robots together during summer vacation.

Hope you like them! 😄

Idk if it was ever mentioned in the movie if Red ever lived on the Isle, but I always just assumed that Bridget had run off to wonderland and caused the rabbit hole to be closed off before the villains got sent to the Isle, because imo it would be a little weird for Mal to break down the barrier and be welcoming to villains and their kids, only to be like “nope, off you go” specifically to Bridget and barricade the rabbit hole, especially since I feel like the interaction between Ella and Bridget felt like people who haven’t seen each other since high school.

Although, her being from the Isle would explain why she dresses so similar to the VKs. I just feel like Red gives off the vibes of having been stuck in the castle all her life. I’m also coming at this from the assumption that it was the people from the Auradon side of the rabbit hole who closed it off, which it could be the other way around, but then why would the letter have made it through? And been used as the key for Bridget and Red to exit wonderland? Idk, the timeline’s weird.

I’m thinking about the ROR timeline a little, which doesn’t make a lot of sense BUT I’m trying to figure out ages in my head:

- it’s been ten years since Descendants 1, so the year is 2025 when ROR takes place. Mal was born in 1999 making her 25-26, meaning the rest of the og cast is around there as well.

- it’s stated in film that Chad is playing Tourney for his university. I originally thought that was silly since that’s really late to have a college sports career. BUT after some research, I learned that you can actually play in college sports for up to five years (or more with special circumstances). So it’s probably his last year playing before going pro or going into sports med or something. I also HC that both he and Audrey took a gap year between graduation and college to travel together so they went back to school later then everyone else.

- Chloe is attending Auradon Prep in ROR, and seeing as Queen Ella brings up past grades and extracurriculars, I can only assume it’s her second year attending, making her between 16-17 years old? This means she and Chad have at least 9-10 years age difference.

- I can only assume Red is around the same age as Chloe.

- Chloe was only 7-8 years old when Chad was preparing to graduate from Auradon Prep. Meaning Red was that age too when she and her Mom returned to Wonderland after being on the Isle of the Lost.

- So, seeing as Brandy currently is 45 years old real time, she had Chad at 18-19 years old, and Chloe in her early 30’s. (Assuming she is meant to be 45 in the series, idk)

- This means that Merlin Academy can’t actually exist in the timeline/canon as we know it, as Belle and Beast would’ve created Auradon when Ella was only 15 and still in school. However, it could be that the idea was still so new, seeing as Chloe and Red would’ve gone back to the very first year of Auradon’s existence, that they may have literally just missed the shift of power to a high monarchy.

- Beast would be 28 during the events of the time travel sequence (since he married Belle at 28, 30 years before), and 58 during ROR main timeline.

- It could be that the villains were resurrected before Auradon came to be, put in school to try and rehabilitate them under Merlin’s watch, and then Beast just decided NAH and booted them off to the Isle right as Chloe and Red left back into their own time. Perhaps due to the cookbook incident? (I consider this piece of the lore to be a retcon as it makes 0 sense, but we can try).

- This would mean the time travel portion of ROR happens in/around 1995. Maleficent would be about 19 or so (same age as Ella) when she gave birth to Mal on the Isle three-ish years later.

- Ella was born in 1980.

- So, recap, ages during ROR: OG cast is 25-26 years old, Chloe and Red are 16-17 years old, Ella & Bridget, as well as Maleficent and Hades are around 45, Beast is pushing 60.

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I have no idea if any of this makes sense or is even right? But this is kinda what I managed to figure out just thinking about it as logically as possible from the films alone.

I haven’t read any of the books nor plan to do so, this is literally just me thinking about the series as a whole seeing as the creators are trying really hard to say ROR is somehow part of the canon. So, if you have any notes feel free to lmk, I probably missed something from the book lore that I don’t care about lol.

Hey hello, The other day I was listening to Killer Queen by Mad Tsai and it reminded me quite a bit of the Queen of Hearts, or at least Bridget shortly after the prank.

At the beginning of the song I didn't really see any connections, Since she does not has all the boys wrapped around her fingers and the girls don't want to be like her, as she says at the beginning of the song.

Buuuut, some lines from the song like:

There was this girl who was broken by the world'Cause every day at school, they'd push and shove her.

But she had a plan, one day she would get her revenge.

And those cheerleaders and jocks would be six feet under.

The first part being obviously Uliana and the rest of the villains teasing her, the second part after the prank and becoming into a joke, and the last for the rest of the heroes who did nothing before or after the prank.

But the lyrics that definitely convinced me of this comparison were:

If you break her heart, you just might lose your head.

Well, this is what ended up happening to Cinderella in the movie by leaving with Charming at Castlecoming she broke Bridget's heart and well...the Queen of Hearts' favorite phrase is Off with her head! For a reason.

Other lyrics that I feel fit but I couldn't put them into context:

She's dancing by herself.

She's crowned the queen of hell.

Tears will sink into her skin.

A beautiful and broken mess.

She'll fill your heart with kerosene.

And light you up 'til you can't breatheIf you break her heart, you just might meet your end.

I honestly don't know if this makes sense anymore, am I thinking too much or my hyper fixation with the character of Bridget/Queen of Hearts is making me see things where there aren't any.

But hey, this was fun. What do you think? Can you see what I mean? Or am I really delirious?

A lyric video in case anyone wants to listen to the song.

GlassHeart ✨au✨ Or something like that

Well, we've all seen these sports au's by glassheart (I think there are like three of them? I don't know, it's a lot).

And it gave me the idea for two au's, one a little more serious and the other is just a joke that occurred to me.

Glassheart! But they're both chess players. Ok, think about it.

Chloe, who is a star student in both sports and intelligence, So she decides to learn to play chess, which she turns out to be very good at but she is not passionate about the game but still she is the undefeated queen in chess.

And Red, who learned only because the Queen of Hearts forced her to learn about strategy, though after a while she begins to genuinely love the game because Because to beat her opponent she has to be more clever and resourceful than the other to win.

They both meet on the first day of school and have a tremendously difficult chess game that ends in a draw. Both are very competitive, so they would continue to have games in order to defeat the other, but they always end up in a draw.

So they spend the whole semester fighting and being rivals but little by little they fall in love.

Furthermore, their games last almost a week because each one takes a minimum of seven hours just to move a pawn.

(I was obsessed with chess for three years of my life and that's why I'm now making an au about chess for glassheart? Maybe).

For the joke au I was thinking literally of the image "such a trope, but it's reversed" For example: "they win by the power of friendship" becomes "they lose by the power of friendship".

So I have the honor(?) to present to you:

Glassheart! But neither of them are good at sports.

Ok, I know, Chloe is good at using swords and Red at doing parkour, but this au is not very serious so don't take it seriously.

For this au I thought of two variants:

1) They both know the rules of and plays of all sports, but no matter how hard they try they are simply unable to play them the right way. Both frustrated by this situation, they team up in order to be able to play a sport well.

2) Actually each is pretty good at sports, but they meet for the first time in gym class and have a massive gay crush that is accompanied by an even worse gay panic so they don't can concentrate on what they are doing so they start to play worse and worse. It doesn't help that they're on the same teams or that they're both too stubborn to admit that they like each other.

Well, I have submitted my obligatory au Glassheart for this fandom. I'm leaving 🫡

She is not the Queen.

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I've seen a lot of posts talkin about what could have happened after time traveling and thinking about it has given me an idea for an au.

In this au, after Red and Chloe return to the present they realize that there is no welcome meeting like in the beginning, it's just a completely normal first class, No introduction to Principal Uma, and no trace of Cinderella and Bridget.

Confused by this, they set out to find out what is going on.

The first thing they discover is that Wonderland did agree to join Auradon when they merged the kingdoms under the rule of the King Beast, And since all magic was forbidden and Wonderland is made almost entirely of magic, its current state is not very... well, to put it mildly.

It was a garbage dump. Due to the King Beast's anti-magic decree, like the Isle of the Lost, an anti-magic barrier was installed around Wonderland, thus ending much of the ecosystem and inhabitants missing, leaving Wonderland as a sad shadow than it once was.

Horrified at the current state of Wonderland, they wonder how Bridget let this happen? So they investigate what happened and discover something shocking.

Bridget is not the ruler of Wonderland.

This creates too many doubts in Red and Chloe, why is Bridget no longer the ruler? Was I the victim of a coup d'état? Did she die? What exactly happened to her?.

By this point Red would be on the verge of a panic attack, remembering Maddox's warning about the danger of time travel and how she could lose her mother. How did stopping Bridget from being pranked cause all this?.

After several hours of investigation and no answer as to Bridget's whereabouts and no idea where Red lives now, Chloe insists that Red return to her castle with her.

Finally at the castle they are met with the surprising sight of Cinderella and Charming having dinner with Bridget.

Bridget, who looks just as happy and pink as she did as a teenager.

After a few questions they discover the reason why Bridget is no longer the queen and is instead the royal pastry chef of Cinderella's castle. Where she is still Ella's best friend, even more than before, since she now lives in the castle with her (and of course, Red lives there too).

Now after all that, Red and Chloe now have to choose between traveling back in time again to try to fix Wonderland without Bridget turning evil or staying with this happy Bridget but with a destroyed wonderland.

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Well that's what I had in mind, in fact I already have a plan for how Red, Chloe and Bridget's conversation goes at dinner (explaining in more detail why she is a pastry chef and not a queen) I don't know if they want me to raise the scene or you prefer a complete mini fanfic of this, I will upload what you prefer.

I should do a survey on this question? Does anyone even like this idea?.

Well, it's something I wanted to share with someone anyway.