Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
Bfs possessive over bats part 2
BIRDFLASH
to wally fortune, or misfortune, his boyfriend was a charismatic hero and mentor.
Teen titans loved him as a leader, every new member of the league always flocked to him because he was understanding and easy to talk to. It was a constant for his boyfriend to be surrounded by other heroes.
It was okay for wally, until some of them would see Dicks kindness as an opportunity.
Hal tried, until he found out he was young enough to be his son. Victor did because, well, Victor found him hot, but he also wasn't successful. Roy was a funny situation bc it was a reverse but whatever they don't talk about it. Some workers tried their best too, but again, dick would politely tell them that he was off market.
Because yeah, wally though coming from the source that Dick wasn't available would stop them, but apparently it doesn't, it fucking fuels them.
It dawned on wally that he was tired of this thing, like everyone hitting on dick and dismissing him, who's always right by dicks side. He decided to do what they do best in their relationship, which is talk (complain like a kid) with each other
"I'm tired of this" wally said as they were walking towards the meeting room.
"Tired of what?" Dick asked.
Wally started to move his arms around "of everyone flirting with u like I don't exist! I little kiss you in front of this people and they just keep flirting!"
Dick chuckled at the dramatics of his boyfriend "cmon wally! It's okay, it's all in good nature and maybe they really don't realize it!"
"No" wally turned and pushed dick to the wall and caged him between his arms. In a low, dangerous voice he said "you are mine, Richard Grayson, and I'm going to make that known one way or another."
And if dick appeared limping in that meeting, with his messed up and a blush on his face, with Wally trailing behind all smug and cocky, it's no one's business.
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Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!