Dialtown Randy Jade - Blog Posts

More dialtown thoughts because I don't have friends who can hear me out.

That's crazy how well characters are written. We can see how their job or lifestyle affect their behavior.

Karen explains simple things a lot and not afraid of conflicts (The service sector, it changes people)

Oliver is funky as he works at the place that meant to entertain people (and because he is awesome, i love Oliver)

Randy is Intimidated and anxious because he lives on the streets, he gets mugged often, in constant need and can't has a rest

And we can see that in every character

Continuing the conversation about Randy, I like that his frequent appearance in the game is perfectly explained.

He works mostly on the street, so we can easily run into him in the park and he's bum, so sometimes he asks people for money (the moment when Karen and Phonegingy try to sell her painting)

And, if we take Dogman's posts for canon information, Randy is the heir of God ! In the route where we break reality for not being able to talk to women, Dogman even apologizes for Randy causing a Dialup in one of the timelines as if he is apologizing for his stupid child.

If this is just my conspiracy theory, I'm sorry, but I still think it's cute.

Garbage son and garbage dad

Oh my God ....

Phonegingy and Randy are truly a match.

They haven't even properly interacted yet, but they're already sharing a single brain cell for both.

The amount of similarities they have is crazy .

Randy.

Randy,

STOP BEING SO FUCKING RELATABLE, RANDY!!!

Aaaaand here is a little quick sketch of our beloved silly swan food wrestler!!!

This man is SO so pathetic i adore him.

Okay, i went through the whole gameplay again and now I'm sure that Randy is that one dude who drops insane lore from time to time.

Imagine that whole gang (Oliver, Phonegingy, Karen and Randy) sitting on the floor, playing some table games together and then, suddenly -

Randy : you know, i was waterboarded once.

Moment of silence.

And then everyone slowly turns to Randy with a very questioning and worried look.

Except for Phonegingy.

Gremlin just says : "same"

So... I saw that game called "Dialtown" and boy OH BOY am i lovin it.

Personally, I'm not fond of the dating simulators, but that one stole my heart.

Let me start with a quick story of how am i even found this gold.

That all started with tumbler and just a couple of posts of a cute guy with phone instead of his head. I love weirdcore, so i quickly checked the account and learned that this is a character from game called "Dialtown"(i didn't realize what kind of the game it was)

My next step was to watch the gameplay on the YouTube and i did!

And it was a freaking wonderful experience.

This game (especially first half of it) made me question my sanity and if it's even real and NOT a fever dream.

Btw, i reaaaaaaally liked phonegingy (god, please, don't tell me that I wrote their name wrong ) . Seeing someone that feral was really refreshing as usually main characters of dating games are "regular dudes", SO if protagonist WAS the regular (for dialtown) dude we could loose SO MUCH FUN STUFF that i will never trade this green goblin to anyone!

However, as soon as I saw Randy...I could feel my neurons activating.

suddenly I realized who was that guy from fanarts i saw earlier.

AND GODDAMMIT I LOVE RANDY

This man is SO PATHETIC AND SWEET you just CANNOT ignore him. This is impossible to feel nothing when you look at this silly guy

This game has many great characters and I love them, but sorry, i simp for Randal and protagonist they are so me fr

Randal's life was fixed by the gremlin from the forest.

I love them.

In conclusion : this game made me shivering uncomfortably , laughing my ass off (dogman is a fucking genius) and by the end I was smiling stupidly because jokes on me, this dating simulator really made me falling in love with it's world and characters.

GO PLAY IT.

Sorry for grammar.