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Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.
Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.
The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.
Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.
Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.
Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.
Lesley is the boss.
What's our favorite objects doin for pride mont?
Okay so I completely forgot it was Pride and then I went online and like- exploded
I wanna see everyone's opinion on Warren..
I don’t really feel like drawing rn but I have to post sooo…
Sketch:4/10 “He stole my pen.”
Tony:2/10 “He doesn’t know how to read a clock, complete dipshit.”
Shrignold:5/10 “Joined the love family, but he wasn’t faithful to our lord and savior Malcom. Also he ate my chips.”
Colin:0/10 “Stole my episode. Deserves to die.”
Steak:4/10 “Messy and picky eater. But he did eat our food.”
Francis(Fridge):3/10 “Asshole.”
Veg:5/10 “Gave me a hat.”
Bread Bitch:1/10 “Assumes genders.”
Lazzy:3/10 “Never met him but he’s really ugly.”
Benjamin(Briefcase):0/10 “Thought I was food.”
Brendon:8/10 “Liked my novel.”
Coffin:3/10 “Tries to decompose all my bodies before I’m done with them.”
Lily & Todney:4/10 “Wanted to join a family! Terrible person.”
Warren:10/10 “I am a confident, charismatic eagle and perfect in every way!”
Electracey:7/10 “He tries. He fails.”
Doi:0/10 “I hope he fucking burns in hell.”
Unemployed cat meets actual unemployed brendon
I think they’d just stare at each other in confusion
Brendon would give his kitty version some soft pets though
For the H1gh cast,
play spin the bottle but whoever the bottle lands on has to eat a spoonful of soy sauce.
-soy sauce loving anon
THIS TOOK SO LONG
I finally finished this, I might add more to it if I have free time,right now I’m a little crunched. I really like the idea! I think Shrignold would get stuck in the bottle. Anyway, asks are closed for the high cast now.
also, @this-person-seems-to-be-useless made Colin shiny and detailed Sketch’s pencil
What’s that yellow thing on kitty Brendon’s head?
Oh, that’s yellow fur! It was supposed to be like his little handle but fur.(since he’s a cat and not a briefcase)
BRENDON KITTY UPRISING!!! GET THIS CAT EMPLOYED!!
If you want your name to be added to the Brendon Kitty Uprising page I will if you like; I WANT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE FOR HIS EMPLOYMENT PETITION
I’m in love with unemployed brendon kitty, he looks so angry!!
He’s flattered！
Also, he loves you too!
WE NEED MORE UNEMPLOYED BRENDON KITTY
Your wish is my command, Anon
