Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Hoping Luca and his delusion +childhon dreams are enough to get through this season
Tbh, the only thing holding me back from being a king rn is when I'm hungry and want my servants to feed me a pomegranate, and they take more than 2 seconds to put some in my mouth, I'll just end up taking it from them and say ill do it myself.
Truly no one can break up a pomegranate like I can, which is why I can't be king. I'm just too powerful.