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Its starting with me too guys.
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I feel personally attacked by this…
Oh, don’t mind me, just practicing my accidental over sharing
I’ve got 99 problems and spending an hour with Gilbert Blythe from Anne with an E would solve just about all of them
:)
Isaac Newton should be considered a queer Icon
Oh no, not me just eating a pack of hot chocolate mix again,,,
I have homework but I think I might just go back to bed
The list of people that I hate without meeting is short, but people that make Instagram accounts for their pets then post AS their pets, are like 90% of that list.
Ah to be a lizard, sitting on rock, naked, basking in the sunlight, and not giving a fuck.
The best thing depression ever gave me was a resting bitch face
Ya know, before I had tumblr I had so many tumblr-worthy thoughts. Now, all I do is read shitty fandom themed headcanons and complain.
I have the overwhelming urge to get a dog and name it Fergus.
Sometimes ur family is you, ur wife, ur kids, and ur family bear, and that old guy and his mule that come from the prospector town to bring goods to ur log cabin on his way through the mountains
You either die young or live long enough to watch your hardcore punk friends become a scrunchie uwu girls
Angstrom Levy: *gets blown up*
Pro tip: put the butter in after you just finished using it and it's still hot. Leave it there for a few moments. It'll melt quicker.
You're welcome.
*laughs in free university
And then one day, you don't get the job done, the illusion collapses into a black hole of anxiety and stress, and you simply scroll away your sorrows, waiting for the next deadline while looking at cute kittens and reading smartass quotes that validate your lack of energy.
New insult just dropped (frog lint)
Frog lint- to be the useless part of a frog's T-shirt
dudeperson 1: dude stop being such a bitch you're so 'Frog lint'
dudeperson 2: dude don't you mean fraudulent?
dudeperson 1: no, 'frog lint' (he turns to the camera and smiles)
audience: (cheers)
(◕ᴗ◕✿) I was supposed to post this tomorrow, but I had scheduled it wrong like, why am I like this?! Anyway, I am so late and this trend is almost dead but I have always found it so funny and I had the greatest time drawing this 💛🎀