Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Blood is thicker then money
They look to each other. Lightning flows through punzs body as sapnap is covered in flames. They glare at each other. Puns holding his triton and sapnap with a sword. Their crowns rest perfectly on their heads “ we are brothers, we are blood and your letting money rip us apart” his grip tightened. Punz laughs heartlessly “ this isn’t just about money, dream wants a better nation and the people you fight for don’t understand the growth and success we’ll have “ sapnap steps closer “ SHUT UP, YOU KNOW THATS NOT TRUE. YOUR GETTING PAID TO KILL YOUR BROTHER” they run at each other as their fists connect a loud boom and lighting along with flames rushes through the air as sapnap brings his sword down “ please punz listen” sapnap heart breaks stepping back letting punz drop him. His eyes water as his flames die away “ brother please” he grips punzs wrist. His crown falls off and parts of his hair lay pass his eye as he breaths heavy, looking up to see the triton hover over his eye, he sobs “ you promised, you are my big brother please don’t “ as he speaks an sword rips through is gut, he gasps loudly leaning his head back chocking starting to breath heavier. He turns and punzs looks seeing dreams cursed white mask smiling at him. Punzs screams catching sapnap in his arms “ WHY DID YOU DO THAT” dream simply backs away wiping his hands “ he never saw our vision punz, I’m going to make this nation great and you so so so rich” punz eyes glow bright blue and he lifts his hand sending dream into a tree, he picks sapnap up “ nick nick talk to me “ sapnap coughs and smiles gripping punzs shirt “p..pu..punz “ punzs cries hurrying him to his home. He rushes in and sapnap has passed out but is still breathing heavily. He lays him on his side, next to destroying his house for supplies and potions. He cried lightly as he pulled the sword. Hurrying to add the potions and feed sapnap. He stitches him up wrapping his stomach in thick white cloths. He held his brother close crying lightly “ please forgive me please forgive me brother” he lays sapnap down gently covering him and hiding him away so if dream came looking he wouldn’t see him. He goes out looking around and he starts to hear the sound of horses. Dream comes up with a couple other people, his mask is off and his eyes are a darker green, nobody disobeyed dreams commands or betrayed his trust. He gets off the horse and punzs glares back feeling rage for his brother. Dream slaps him hard across the face and kicks him in the gut, getting over him he repeatedly punches him in the face “ was your brother really worth this kinda pain” punzs smiles through his bruised and busted lip. His eye forms a dark ring which will turn into a black swollen eye. “ yea kinda “ dream face drops at his response he lands more blows drawing blood then grabs punzs arm breaking it with a loud snap. Punzs screams thrownng his head back and someone grabs dreams shoulders “ that’s enough we have more important things to deal with he’s just a worthless mercenary, who can be replaced” dream laughs wickedly and gets up kicking him in the gut again “ don’t return until you can actually finish a job” punz coughs and wheezes and he turns spitting out the blood that pooled in his mouth holding his arm tightly sucking in air through his teeth “ahhh”.They ride off and he picks himself up. He goes to the mirror cleaning his face and wraps his arm and gasps moving to the room seeing sapnap peacefully asleep, he smiles moving to throughout his little home grabbing stuff and trying to help his arm. That night he lays on the bed holding sapnap close and rubs his fingers gently through his hair and hums an old ancient tone only gods would know.
Days pass and punzs becomes anxious for his brother, he tries to farm and build stuff but refuses to leave for stuff until sapnap wakes up. He sits by sapnap bed “ it really be nice if you woke up soon bro” he chuckles half heartedly and chocks on his words as a tear runs down his face, he holds sapnap hand “please get up please” that night punzs falls asleep but is waken up by a hand on his cheek, he jolts reaching for his weapon only seeing a very hurt and Malnourished sapnap up at his feet. Punz goes to touch him but sapnap backs up “ what happened to you” punz ignores his brother Bring him food and water moving through the room to help him, sapnap becomes frustrated “ PUNZ” he grabs his shoulder, punz finally stops dropping his head, he sits down as sapnap comes closer “ what happened, your lip is busted your arm punzs, your arm” sapnap cringes in pain “ you were right” sapnap looks up as punz Continues “ dream was lying, he showed up after I saved you and beat me claiming I was useless” sapnap hugs his brother and hums “ thank you “ punzs wraps his good arm around him. “Anything for my little brother”
Sorry for any misspellings, This was quick and I’m lazy
Shout out to the people who actually read this, thank you I’m new to this whole tumblr fandom thing so if my head cannons upset you I apologize. I will be going against lore or what streams have confirmed as lore because I am too sexy for rules. These aren’t in any kind of order also.
I will also be changing some parts of Minecraft itself for parts of the head cannons because I am god at the moment.
TWs: swearing, death was said like once or twice, worried about mum and dads relationship given that it’s a bird and his fridge wife who’s secretly the goddess of death, and Karlnapity ✨angst✨
- Eret is a flamingo hybrid. That’s all I have to say for this one.
- Technoblade is a Piglin Brute, he fancy, he strong, he’s like 8″ in cannon, and he scares the shit out of me. He is the brute. However, he doesn’t like to admit it for a strange reason, he finds the system in which Piglin’s elect their brutes similar to a government system and idk he just doesn’t like being a brute.
- Wilbur and Tommy are Philza’s only kids. I’m sorry but I can’t get behind the Wilbur and Techno twin thing, a death bird and a the goddess of death disguised as a fridge having two human children I can let slide. A Piglin Brute however? Nah, it’s supposed to be a weird ass family but there is only so much I can take. Instead Techno is more like the son Philza never had despite having two sons, Techno seeing Phil as a fatherly figure but not his actual father and vice versa.
- Tommy once got so pissed off at Revivbur that he just like, took his old guitar and threatened to beat him with it.
- ✨Angst✨ I see many people depicting Quackity wearing a necklace with Karl and Sapnap’s rings on it and I am down for a jewelry wearing Quackity don’t get me wrong, but I need to make angst. Quackity had the necklace and wore it for a very very long time, but when he realized that Karl and Sapnap weren’t coming back he stopped wearing. It’s tucked away in a box under his bed for when he’s finally ready to let go.
- Philza is a mega simp for Mumza which is why he built the forest. Mumza had asked her husband to make her someplace she could stay so that the two of them could finally be together again, she wanted to be apart of her family’s lives even if being the goddess of death made it difficult. So Philza being Philza he made her the forest, after she settled in she was sure to enchant it just to have the extra feel of “home”.
- Callahan kinda fine.
- This was a debate a while ago if Foolish wore a Greek toga thing or if he had “little totem shorts” (if you don’t read that in a snooty voice leave). Because of the whole Demi-god thing I’d say he wears a toga, however, that doesn’t mean he can’t be comfortable. When he’s in his more “human friendly form” (small foolish) he wears the little totem shorts and one of those Hawaiian dad shirts. (Fun fact, I own one of those.)
- Karl knows that these are his friends in the Tales of the SMP, he just forgets before can make some kind of reminder.
- Dream picks/bites his nails, I say while I pick at my own nails. For real tho I just think it’s something he’d do.
- Sam is still a creeper, but instead of having the weird centaur thing he just has and extra pair of arms. The arms save him from some of the hard work that comes with redstone.
- Punz is too busy counting his bounty money to care what is going on in the SMP, and yes I know he’s part of the eggpire however….solo Punz hits different, it’s the girl boss for me.
- Glatt, enemy to Schlatt, tried to do that thing where you bury a bunch of coins with you so you can get a better afterlife but it didn’t work. Now he’s just stuck with all these golden coins in his pockets constantly clinking against one another.
- Niki knows how to sew and has made fun patches for Tommy when L’manberg was still a thing.
- Eret’s aesthetic is that one rich wine aunt with a pink color palette that visits you every 2nd Christmas just to shower you with gifts and make your parents insecure. Also would only show up to Thanksgivings if something important happen (ex: someone dying or a new edition to spoil).