Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Constantine meet sunny (his thing is that he’s so nice people will drop what they’re doing to give him their stuff (including in the middle of a crime spree))
And something something captain marvel at one point Sunny was given a piece of Constantine’s soul and just gave it to marvel because he knows he does magic or something
Also, rowdy sparkle (sunnys cousin) causes mischief and chaos with captain marvel and klarion
I need a fic where all the magic users know that the Champion of Magic is a child so they just start unintentionally co-parenting Billy.
Like, John Constantine will take him on outings to hell. Billy will run off and come back with a piece of Constantine’s soul that had been gambled away and Billy will refuse to explain how he got it.
Dr. Fate (against his better judgment) sets up a playdate between Billy and Klarion the Witch Boy where they are just running around causing chaos (nothing harmful thanks to Billy)
Zatanna lets Billy come to her shows where he’s putting every other audience member to shame with how loud he claps and cheers whenever Zatanna does a trick.
Give me a scenario where magic users are regularly teleporting into the watchtower just to give Captain Marvel a packed lunch, and telling him off —in front of the JL— for forgetting it.
You don’t know how desperately I need the Justice League to pull up to the Rock of Eternity cause they need the help of the all powerful and all knowing Champion of Magic, only to see a kid playing with toy cars making “vroom!” noises and to face the realisation that this is the person who can control all magic in the world
Something about the wizard dying right after giving Billy the title Champion of Magic hurts me.
Billy isn’t told what he’s supposed to do, he wants to help people with his new power and status, but no one’s telling him how because the only one who could died in front of him.
Now he’s stumbling blindly through life trying to get it right while everyone judges him because “clearly the old wizard Shazam picked another dud, this person isn’t doing anything he’s supposed to!”
Scenario where Billy is the Champion of Magic as usual, but he knows absolutely NOTHING about magic cause the wizard just died after giving him powers.
So all the JLD members are freaking out once they find out the dude —who can make or break their careers in magic— knows fuck-all about it!
Cue shenanigans where all the magic users are trying to teach a god stuff he should know by default.