Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Me: Oh wow, look at Cale, he is so bad about his health, just look how he makes himself puke blood and faint all the ti-
Me: *accidentally comes accross SSS Class Suicide Hunter*
Me: *reads as the main character commits suicide >4000 times by the end of the 3rd chapter*
Me: ...
Me: *wraps Cale in a blanket* Sweetie, I'm so sorry I ever judged you. You're perfect just the way you are, you hear me?? You don't have to change at all!
Cale: *covered in his own blood* The hell are you talking about...? I'm totally fine!