Call Of Duty Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

1# Tea Maker

Ghost: *Walking into the mess hall, throbbing from the rough day*

Gaz and Price: *Sitting at the table, straight-faced and nervous*

Ghost: *Sits down, confused* Whats going on...?

Oswald: *Bringing out mugs of tea for them, smiling* Here, since you all had a rough day

Ghost: *Stares into the cup, grimacing* ...Oh...thanks, Oz...

Price: *Waits for Oz to turn away and dumps it in the nearest plant before smiling innocently* Appreciate it, Willow

Ghost: *Chugs it down fast so he wont taste it*

Ghost: *Gags* Yum, thanks Bon- *Gags*

Gaz: *Dumps his tea in Ghosts cup while Oz's back is turned* Oh...so good!

Ghost: *Glares at Gaz before gagging again*

Oswald: *Smiles* So glad you all loved it! I'll make sure to make you more next time

Soap: *Drinking the perfectly brewed coffee Oswald made, laughing at them*

Ghost:

Ghost: I'm going to kill you all

Rudy: *To Laswell* Yeah, it's been great. We've been working with them for a few months and I'd say they're pretty professional

Soap: *Screaming in background*

Alejandro: *Rushing to calm Soap down* I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET SPICY! YOUR WHITENESS CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Ghost: *Holding in tears* He didn't, I just slipped in some ghost peppers

Gaz: *Busts out laughing*

Rudy:

Rudy: Anyway, anymore questions?

Soap: *Running for his life while carrying 2 heavy bags*

Oswald: *radioing in* Soap! What's your ETA?

Soap: *Panting* I'm here! I'm at the door-!

Oswald: *Flings the door open and grabs the bags from his hands* You made it just in time!

Soap: *Falls to the floor, exhausted*

Oswald: Now we can finally watch the movie with snacks :D

Price: Alright, introduce yourself

Ghost: My name is Simon and I can stare into an onion without crying

Price: What?

Ghost: *Brings out an onion from his pocket and cuts it open, staring into it for a minute, thirty*

Price:

Price: Impressive, you're in.

Price: Mmm...chilly night eh?

Gaz: I can handle it Capt

Soap: Aye, nothing compared to the winters at home

Price: Tough one's are you? Alright *Puts out fire* Night boys

In the morning:

Price: *Yawns* Mornin-

Ghost, Gaz, and Soap: *Sleeping layered on each other for warmth*

Price: *Grins smugly while snaping a picture* Like a bunch of primary boys in a sleepover

Ghost: Aren't we training the recruits today?

Price: *Yawns*

Price: Oh, right. Today we're gonna- *Yawns*

Price:

Price: You know what? Screw it. Go play with your knives or whatever. I don't care, I'm going to bed

Movie Night

Soap: *Sitting down with a bowl of popcorn* We ready for movie night?

Gaz: Think so. So what're we watching tonight?

Price: It's Simons turn tonight

Soap: Oooo, make sure it's not boring L.T

Ghost: Oh piss off Johnny *Starts scrolling through Netflix*

Gaz: Oh that one looks fu-

Ghost: Nah *Keeps scrolling*

Price: What about-

Ghost: Boring *Continues scrolling for a while*

Soap: *Annoyed* Ye found a movie yet Ghost?

Ghost: Nope

Price: *Asleep and snoring*

Soap and Gaz: *Groans*

Mana: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Smokes: Not if they consent to it

Dice: Depends on who you're stabbing

Oswald: It's not if it's an accident

Laswell: YES???

Package secured

Ghost, Oz, Mana, and Smokes out on the field:

Ghost: *On coms* Oi, how's the situation down there?

Mana: No good, L.T. Da bugga stay stuck inside da kine

Ghost:

Oswald: *Translating* He's stuck inside the truck

Smokes: I'll have Foz take a look

Ghost: Roger. Be careful down there, he may have a weapon

Fozzie: *Runs inside the toppled truck and starts barking*

Smokes: *Smirks* Think we got'em

Mana: *Looks to Smokes* You sure about this L.T?

Smokes: *Chuckles* Eh

Fozzie: *Drags out a terrified Soap from the recked car*

Soap: *Lashing out* Get ye devil dog away from me, Liam!

Mana: *Radios Ghost and Oz* Package secured

Oswald: *Laughing hysterically* Rogah. Advancing to your location now

Soap: I hate all of ye...

During a recon:

Oswald: *Singing to herself* Smoke pakalolo and sniff cocaine, spreads his aloha and feels the pain~

Soap: Bonnie-!

Ghost: Bloody hell, Oz

Oswald: What? It's something my mom would sing, and it's catchy

Soap: It's a wee bit dark though Bon

Ghost: Ehhh, she does make a good point. It's pretty catchy

Oswald: See?!

Graves: Gaz is the pretty one, Ghost is the masked mystery, Price is the captain, and Laswell- well- she's the mom

Graves: So what are you supposed to be?

Soap:

April fools

Soap: Oi Price! I accidentally crashed a tank in the mess hall!

Price: You did what?!

Soap: Ha! April fools!

Price: Haha...okay, you got me there

*Firealarms goes off*

Soap: I actually crashed the tank in the barraks...

Oswald: Here, a nice hot cup of tea as a peace offering

Ghost: It's cold

Oswald: Nice cup of tea

Ghost: It's shite

Oswald: Cup of tea

Ghost: I don't even think it's tea

Oswald: Cup

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

141 after being surrounded:

Price: I'm fresh out of ideas. Anyone got a plan?

Ghost: *Raises hand*

Price: We're not letting you run out to heroically sacrifice yourself for the team

Ghost: *Lowers hand*

Handling heat

During physicals in 98⁰ heat:

Oswald: *Stretches* Isn't the weather just perfect?

Soap: *On the floor, drowning in sweat, panting* When is fall again?

Gaz: *Laying next to him* Not soon...not soon enough...

Ghost: I'm a confident driver

Soap: *Sitting next to Ghost at the police station* Ye ran over a pedestrian!

Ghost: Confidently

Learning Pidgin

In the mess hall:

Mana: Eh brah, you seen dakine? Can or what?

Oswald: Can. I just seen 'em da udda day at dakine at dakine, and she said can

Mana: No can brah, I tought she stay wit' dakine

Oswald: No brah! She broke up wit' dakine to end up wit' him

Mana: Hah?

Oswald: Yeah brah! It was nuts cuz when she did 'em she was doing dakine-ah. So at first she said can, now she saying no can

Mana: Oh, I tought you said she said can

Oswald: No brah, dakine said can

Mana: Oh dakine said can

Soap and Ghost across from them: ...

Ghost: I have no idea what I just heard, and I choose to ignore it

Soap: Aye. I think it's some secret government code

Original Audio from the legend Tumua

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-

Overheard in the mess hall:

Ghost: This is the last time I'll say it. Eat the bloody tomatoes!

Oswald: NO. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll do to you what my ancestors did to Captain Cook

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Fair enough

Gaz: Truth or dare?

Oswald: Truth

Gaz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Oswald: ...Dare?

Gaz: Go to sleep

Oswald: I don't like this game...

Oswald: I'm heading out. Anyone need anything?

Smokes: A restraining order from my Ex wife

Oswald: So beer?

Soap: *Making the most extreme and reckless plan while hiding from the enemy* What do ye guys think? Good plan eh?

Oswald: Whatever floats your Titanic

Gaz: Titanic? Didn't it sink?

Oswald: Yep. Just like Soaps IQ when he came up with that suicidal plan

CoD incorrect quotes

[TF141 x F-0-Z]

Mana: I was arrested at 17 for being too cool

Dice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

Gaz: *Texting Laswell* I don't think I wanna play Pictionary with them anymore

Laswell: Why?

Gaz: Ghost keeps drawing himself murdering Graves, Soap takes forever to "perfect" his drawings, and Price can hardly draw a circle

Gaz: I want the Uno cards back

Laswell: You should've thought about that before you all started a brawl during your last Uno game

Gaz: You're smiling, whats got you in high spirits?

Oswald: I can't smile just because I want to?

Price: Soap tripped and fell again during physicals

Smokes: Dogs are sacred creatures made by God to protect their owners. Their purity and love in unmatched. They're such good boys

Soap: *Screaming in the background as Foz attacks him*

Price: You okay?

Oswald: Not really. I have this massive headache that just comes and goes

Graves: *Walks by*

Oswald: There it is again

Found Friendship

Graves: Hey, so I was thinking it's best if the all the Captain's had a quick briefing on tomorrow's opperation

Price: That's fine by me

Alejandro: Sure, whatever works best

Oswald: Rogah

Graves: Great *Walks away*

Alejandro: Gringo...

Oswald: *Nods* Haole

Alejandro and Oswald: *Turns to each other and smirks, ushering a soft menacing chuckle*

Price: If you two are thinking about messing with Graves, make sure it doesn't affect me

Dog in training P.2

Dice: *Storming into Price's office* I can't stand Smokes and his new dog!

Soap: Oh? You cannae? *Lifts leg to show a pup sized bite mark* I donnae see you getting bit like a chew toy!

Price: Okay, okay. Calm down

Dice: Calm down? *Lifts chewed up hat* The mut has been terrorizing my things!

Soap: And my limbs!

Price: *Sighs* I'll go have a talk with Liam about Foz and-

Smokes: *Barges in with Fozzie by his side* Heyo Price, check this out

Smokes: *Looks at Fozzie* Foz, Smokes me

Fozzie: *Runs out the room, retrieving a pack of Cigarettes from God knows where, proudly*

Smokes: Good boy! *Hands Price a cig while proudly petting Foz*

Price: Excellent work Sargeant, I'm impressed. We'll have Foz on militant training next week due to his good behavior and progress

Soap and Dice: *Looking a Price, dumbfounded*

Dog in training

Smokes: Sit, Foz!

Fozzie: *Looks up at Smokes with big confused eyes*

Ghost: No luck?

Smokes: Nope. When Oz told me the SAS had great training pups, I thought it would be easier than the ones back home

Ghost: Takes patience for dogs like Foz

Smoke: *Lights a cig* I've realized that part. It's not like I can tell him to, "Sic em" or anything

Fozzie: *Immediately gets up and attacks Soap walking by*

Ghost: *Amused* Guess Foz is a great listener after all

Smokes: *Starts tearing up* Yes he is

The shortest

Oswald: *Struggling to reach her water bottle on the top shelf*

Ghost: You need help?

Oswald: Please-

Soap: *Barges through the door* DON'T YE DARE HELP HER!

Ghost: What did she do?

Soap: *Laughing* Nothing. I just love to see her struggle

Oswald: *Reaches her water bottle and chucks it at Soap*

Soap: *Falls* OOF-

Ghost: Karma

Graves: *Messaging 141* At Boston right now

Soap: Do I care?

Gaz: How did he get our numbers anyways?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him with tea*

Ghost: Earl Grey?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him next to the Boston harbor, tea in hand, smiling*

Price: Don't. You. Dare

Soap: DO IT YE COWARD. I DARE YE!

Graves: *Sends a pic of him dumping it*

Price: *Blocks Graves*

Gaz: *Blocks Graves*

Ghost: Call an airstrike

Soap: NO! LET THE MAN PREACH!