Cakehole Piss - Blog Posts

Little cakehole fella to make your world go round

“I’m not gonna post freak fortress stuff here!”

*does anyways*

Biblically accurate Freak fortress artwork

if Piss cakehole found Medizard and Cakehole piss holding hands, what would HE do at that moment???.

would i be jealous???

-🍙✨️

This exactly (sorry for late response! It’s my final testing so I’m super busy!)

Out of pure curiosity

Which Tf2 Sniper freak is your favorite?

Autism icons

Probably never going to finish this but Have some Carving Ice while I’m busy (imagine that 😒)

So you all remember that fanfic I was making of cakehole piss and Medizard?

Would you all be mad at me if I made a scene where their kissing, like *cough* *cough* making out *cough* *cough*? Like hands on grabbing each other doing just boy things?

Help I forgot how to render on IbisPaint 💀

“He’s my comfort character!” Sweetie that’s a manic who was traumatized as a child and now brutally murders people in methods you’ve never heard of.

Despite all the other things I wanna keep writing, Medizard and Cakehole are now my top priority.

A little something I drew since I’m kinda getting tired of only seeing ONE freak (ahem CPS x CBS) fortress ship. Anyways tho I present you even tho they never met…

Cakehole piss and Medizard going on a date.

Christian Brutal sniper, Piss cakehole, Cakehole piss, Weaselcake and Gravy guitar man in a boy band named “Backfreak Boys” And they just make covers of Backstreet Boys.

I wanna hold Cakehole piss’s hands and kiss him on the cheek so bad like it’s all I’m asking😞💔

Piss cakehole and Cakehole Piss summed up.

Since I see a lot of CBS headcanons, I decided '"Yk what? I'm gonna make myself some piss cakehole/cakehole piss headcanons because they need some love (I mean love I mean the 4 people that like these characters sitting in the back row) THIS IS SUPER LONG BTW BECAUSE THESE 2 BRAIN ROT ME EVERYDAY!!!!

Piss cakehole

•Despite being a absolutely menace to society murder, he’s very anti social. Like very anti going out with other freak friends (if he has any) or parties. Occasionally he’ll go to a friends place but that’s it. Kill. Sleep.Live.

•he actually Shockingly has a job, it’s Dairy Queen. He works night shifts because no one there wants be to around him but he doesn’t as long as someone doesn’t make him upset.

•He has curly hair you can’t fight me on it and he puts it in a curly man bun. (Bonus for salt and pepper hair)

•him and Cakehole are so identical, sometimes when their in good moods switch their outfits and pretend to be each other to pull pranks.

•Him and cakehole are actually the second oldest sniper freaks since being twins (around late 30’s. He’s mad at cakehole because he doesn’t age as much as him)

•He actually does care for cakehole and thinks as him as him as “his little brother” (their twins Ik but cakehole acts younger) but he finds annoying him around and often irritates him too the point he just wants to yank him. Cakehole is very aware and is on house arrest for that.

•he’s a stoner gay. Like hippie Artist gay. I’m talking 70’s belle bottoms and arched back. A feminine posing man. I’m talking cross dressing will wood. “I wanna be the f*cked up girl” From Ride the cyclone type gender. He/they type magic happening. He is gender.

•Hes also got LITTLE FRECKLES and a buck teeth? (Tooth?) like me because he’s my bgg

Source: I said so.

Cakehole piss

•Unlike his counter part, he’s very social and actually really funny around other freaks. He just needs to warm up or not being a murdering mood (he’s also kind of a loud person and has a higher pitched voice)

•He’s 89% percent high most of the time and smells like the strongest weed ever. Other percent is him being clueless.

•He’s on the spectrum. I say that as In like “he’s so me fr” kind of spectrum. He info dumps to demo samedi ALL The time but he doesn’t care. He likes blue things and things that sparkle. Or legos. Legos make him stim like me fr

Source on the spectrum: Me and all the other autistic freak fortress fans. He’s one of us now.

•He sees the undead stoner scouts as his older brothers and Demo Samedi as his father figure. (Idk because he’s a creation to him) and sometimes calls him “Master Samedi” instead of Demo Samedi in a sense of being being his creator.

•(this is actually canon) He doesn’t like water AT ALL. Refuses to go unless he needs to shower. Otherwise it would take him a whole team just to throw him in.

•He has dyed short curly hair and like multiple piercings like his ear and mouth. He also tends to wear baggy clothing and pajamas actually despite his normal uniform.

•Him and Piss are both Latinos/natives 🫶 (mixed parents fight me all you want). Piss‘s parents don’t call him by his “name” and call him instead “pequeña mariposa” (little butterfly in Spanish sorry If it’s not accurate, I can only speak little Lakota and more English ) they very much welcomed Cakehole into the family and treat him like a son

That’s all I have and also I’m making a short story on these 2 about most of these headcanons. If you don’t like these just remember that these are headcanons so don’t be rude about it. Ok stay groovy you guys 🫶💗

Hi *finger guns*

Can you draw Cakehole piss? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? :D

As an annoying younger sibling myself I respect his hustle

Had a dream last night that HECU made Piss cakehole and Christian Brutal Sniper work together and sent them on like a big cruise (idk what for???) and they had to take down a big leader… it was so wacky and turns out Cakehole Piss was like the captain and Polite spy was like a janitor that was just like there…. It was so wacky?????

As of right now, Here’s the stories that are in progress!

Last stand of Ayia- working on it

Inking the Bullets- working on it

Through the Doors and Eyes- Working on right on now

The reversed judgement- not working on til next year!

The twins of the carved Edge- soon!

Hi *slides this next to you causally*

Hey so I have a question, so I know everyone likes Christian brutal sniper and pure spy but I don’t like them (go argue with the wall) so I wanted to make a story about piss cakehole and his twin, cakehole piss. It’s not gonna be anything detailed like the deadly case of grave manor but mostly my interpretation of the twins and such. I don’t if there’s any cakehole piss fans or piss cakehole anymore but would you guys be cool with that?

You guys I did the impossible….

I redrew cakehole piss from this exact scene because he’s so ridiculous and he’s so underrated 😭