But The Implied Context Of “lose Weight Because Vampires” Is Kind Of Hilarious - Blog Posts

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1 year ago

Today on "tumblr ads that I wish were rebloggable":

A screenshot of an advertisement on a tumblr blog reading "walk and lose weight: Transylvania Virtual Challenge. Fun Exercising - Accountability - 372 KM of constant progress - Virtual Challenge." The background image depicts a classic gothic castle at night with trees wrapped in a spooky moonlit fog. Below the image, the text reads "Transylvania Virtual Challenge - Challenge yourself to lose weight with the stunning Transylvania medal Transylvania...". The ad is sponsored by The Conquerer Challenge Events. The ad is appearing on the blog of tumblr user rosebleue.

I'm not wildly fond of tumblr ads promoting weight loss all willy-nilly, but the theming of this one combined with the fact that I saw it on a blog that I first followed for Dracula Daily posting has me losing it. Lose weight how, pray tell, dear tumblr ad? Lose blood weight? Because someone's drinking it? Am I going to be running through Transylvania because there's a vampire chasing me?

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funny vampires tumblr ads dracula daily transylvania ask to tag blood drinking weight loss tw walking challenge I don't mind the idea of a walking challenge but this idea that everybody needs to lose weight constantly is so dangerously pervasive but the implied context of “lose weight because vampires” is kind of hilarious image described in alt text sorry to the people of Transylvania that your country gets flattened to heehoo vampires but the spooky castle theming plus the theme of the blog that I saw this on made thinking about vampires unavoidable for me rosebleue sorry Rose (can I call you Rose?) I know you did not personally put this ad on your blog it's just the combination of it with you as a vampire blog that made it so funny to me if there's anything else I've missed lunch break posting

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