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Ok so I saw this uncrustables add on Pinterest and I have to wonder...

Does that mean if you cut them up do they just clone? Like could you build a peanut butter and jelly crumb army out of tortured sandwiches?

How far does it go?

Who's the original? The crust? The uncrust? Does the original die and those two are the result?

Do they not feel pain?

Do they not feel the missing part of them like a phantom limb.

Do they miss what they once were do they feel horror at what they are? What they've become?

Which one feels that they have been given a merciful end? The uncrust which has been deemed useful condemned a tortured end as they are consumed by their creators but the pain of what they are missing will never truly hit them or the crust which has been discarded and deemed as worthless by their creators but able to live to an old age knowing that a part of them that they can never get back is missing and dead.

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Yep, this is my new headcanon for Stan now. Filbrick would have absolutely given Stanley this as his middle name. It would have gone like this:

Nurse: "Alright, so we've got Stanford's name settled. What about the other twin's? His first name?"

Filbrick: "Stanley."

Nurse: "..."

Nurse: "Very...creative, I see. Though, I suppose matching names are quite common for twins. Middle name?"

Filbrick: "Also Filbrick."

Nurse: "..."

Nurse: "You — You know, you probably should give them different middle names. I get that they're twins and all, but they should still have their own sense of identity—"

Filbrick: "I did."

Nurse: "...You did what?"

Filbrick: "Are you deaf? I said I did give him a different middle name! It's 'Also Filbrick.'"

Nurse: "..."

Nurse: "Alright then. Stanley Also Filbrick Pines it is..."

DEAR GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM: @songforten AND I HAVE A PROPOSAL.

Transcript under cut:

quantumshade: “not like he can judge. guy who doesn’t have a canon middle name but fanon ones include things like “danley” “caryn” “also filbrick” and the like

Cosmo: HELP I HAVENT SEEN “ALSO FILBRICK” BEFORE

Cosmo: STANLEY ALSO FILBRICK PINES

Cosmo: THATS REALLY FUNNY

quantumshade: LMAOOOO i meant that he just had the same middle name as ford but now that I think about it.

quantumshade: this is canon to me.

Cosmo: It’s Also Filbrick now.

Cosmo: Filbrick Pines would do that

quantumshade: he would

quantumshade: he’d say it to whoever was writing on the brith certificate and not correct them when they write the “also”

when does a Tumblr post get that famous that it starts getting circulated on Instagram??