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1 month ago

Rando or subcorndiante: How'd you get so attractive so ... so perfect??

Chuuya: I mean.. give yourself a fucked up back story, good skin care routine, an amazing mentor, and 10 whore friends, it'll give ya that,, but those are the things contributing to the attractiveness factor... I don't know all about this 'perfect' schick.


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4 months ago

Chuuya: The great thing about being a murderer is beating up the people that harass you

Dazai: It's only cause you're that pretty...

Chuuya: What'd you say? 🤨

Dazai: Because you're that shitty


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4 months ago

Why am I hungry


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4 months ago

Dazai just annoying the shit out of Chuuya:

Chuuya: *looks up* Whatever deity that is up there, please give me patience,

*looks down* And Arahabaki give me strength to punt this guy through the wall if that patience runs out.


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1 year ago
This Last Month Was Kinda Productive!
This Last Month Was Kinda Productive!
This Last Month Was Kinda Productive!
This Last Month Was Kinda Productive!

This last month was kinda productive! <3

And I still have a lot of things to finish and post! Wait until’ and follow me for more!<3


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1 year ago

*singer!Chuuya au*

Interviewer: Do you ever hear from your exs after you release a song about them?

Chuuya: Well some of them like to write really long emails.

Interviewer: Oh really?

Chuuya: Hm. The guys when I break up with them are like, "You better not write a song about this!"

Chuuya: and I'm like, "No, I wont."

Interviewer:

Chuuya: and then I do.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: Have your ever written a song it was so mean you couldn't release it?

Chuuya: No, I just put those on my albums.


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1 year ago

Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?

Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.

Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.

Kunikida:

Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.

Ranpo: *leaves*

Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.


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1 year ago

Yosano: Hey, Dazai, who's your favorite singer or band?

Dazai: I don't really have one.

Yosano: Oh c'mon pretty boy, everyone has one.

Kunikida: It's propably arctic monkeys.

Dazai: Fine. If you really wanna know that bad...it's taylor swift.

Yosano: Who? Gotta speak up.

Dazai: Taylor Swift.

Ranpo: HAH, I KNEW IT! YOU ALL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS.


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1 year ago

Dazai: *has music loud while dancing in the middle of the office*

Kunikida, turning down the volume: Get back to work, now Dazai!

Dazai: How dare you, Iago, Backstabber?

Kunikida: I'm surprised you've read Othello.

Dazai: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.


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1 year ago

*the agency reorganizes and cleans the office cause it is a total mess*

Kunikida: We need a more efficient method. What about the Norwegian system Munkensmat?

The ada: ???

Kunikida: In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions except one.

Dazai: Ok I'll go first. It's between my antidepressants and this fidget spinner.

Dazai: *throws in the can his meds*

Dazai: I think I made the right call.


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1 year ago

Chuuya: Hey...uh...mackerel...I have something to tell you.

Dazai: Hmm? Yes?

Chuuya: I like guys.

Dazai: *gasps* I knew it!!!

Dazai: So who's the lucky man?

Chuuya: He works in the ada, he used to be in the port mafia, an ability user, funny, good with coming up with plans...and well he can be a big fucking idiot sometimes.

Dazai: Oh- he sounds kinda lame...

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Did I mention idiot?


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