Brutal Legend - Blog Posts

Battle Of The Bands

     I love Brütal Legend. So much that I have dreamed about it. Bout, maybe five times? To my point, Battle of The Bands. Which is basically all three of the factions fight each other at once. Simple, yeah. But it is a nice idea to think of. It could add more challenge to the multiplayer. And it doesn’t have to be just, 1v1v1. 1v2, 2v1, maybe add more stages, or factions for 2v2. Etcetera.

     Other than that, more playable characters. And maybe mercenaries. So In Brütal Legend’s multiplayer, when you have more than one person in your party, they’re just a copy of the faction’s avatar. Lame. So we add more characters. Band leader is the avatar, and the others can pick, or could be randomized, on who they could be. As for mercenaries, perhaps a wild npc. Something that just does whatever it wants, but still helps when needed. Maybe something like the Bleeding Death. Timed, but effective.

     As for vehicles, I don’t really know. Maybe a race mode? I don’t know.

     Any-who, those are my thoughts. If you’ve red this, thank you. And I apologize for my terrible writing.

Please! For the love of the TITANS! Jack Black, I'm looking at you! You did like three Kung Fu Panda movies and a TV show for it! Now, you gotta go back to Bladehenge, man! What about Ophelia's black tears?! What about a reunion tour?! Make Doviculus have a son! I don't give a fuck! HAVE EDDIE FIGHT ALL THE GENRES THAT TRIED TO KILL THE METAL!!! Just make it epic and worthy of the metal starved FANS! DO IT FOR THE FANS! Do it for Lars, man...

It's been five years. I'm ready for a Brutal Legend sequel.

Yes. Yes, I have. :')

If you know Brutal Legend and/or played it

Reblog/like this post. I want to see how many fans there are on tumblr.

I’m sorry to my 3 Kabbage Boy likers, I didn’t realize I never posted this.

I think he relates to Fluttershy, takes solace and comfort in her kind words after being verbally abused by his bandmates all day. How lovely

Also to me his name is Ronnie

Anyone up Brutaling they Legend….

Them if… if they were Playable members of Ironheade… Nathan is just Eddie reskin…. Skwisgaar is just Lionwhyte…

Someday I’ll post them all at once

Some overdue drawings of Mort Tassen, my Brutal Legend boss oc…. Him and his bat Ozzy are estranged freaks of the gothic kind.

Featuring some small Metalocalypse doodles and my roommate that is all

If Kabbage Boy has 1 fan, that fan is me.

If Kabbage Boy has 100 fans, that’s my 100 fan accounts.

If Kabbage Boy has 0 fans, I am dead.

(I made up their names since they don’t have canon ones)

The Guardian of Metal (Brütal Legend)

The Guardian of Metal welcomes you.