Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
(Idea from a good friend on instagram: Barbara :3)
Bruce: Realizes he'll be practically trapped in his house with all his crazy™ kids and he sighs internally, externally, eternally...
Selina: Goes on her "shopping sprees" because since everything is closed security is short-staffed. ;) but she's having a great time with it. She also makes this time to bond with all the kids cause she wants to be the best step-mom UwU
Dick: All his brothers bet on how long he'd last. He lasted a day. (Tim won the bet) He Becomes depressed after a week and has often been seen on the lounge couch in pajamas and a robe eating a tub of ice cream and watching mean girls. Constantly talking about wanting to go see Wally and being shot down. (It doesn't matter tho cause Wally comes to see him anyway)
Babs: Does not mind quarantine. Stays healthy and active. Get's REALLY into TikTok and Instagram. Starts like- 5 new hobbies: Yoga, makeup art, making TikTok memes (and forcing Dick to be in some of them) etc.
Jason: Doesn't care about the warnings. Leaves the house a lot. Goes to public places. Since everything is closed he chills on rooftops or sometimes even parks. Occasionally joined by Roy Harper. helps Alfred with a lot of meals cause we all know he's second best when it comes to cooking in the family.
Steph: Panic buys the entire stock of waffles and other snack items. Is really worried about the warnings at first but everyone comforted her so she'd calm down. (Jason fakes coughs every now and then around her for laughs) Most of the time chilling in her own room or in Tim's just snacking.
Tim: Is not effected by Quarantine. He was already a Hermit to begin with. Now he had an excuse to be inside all the time so he's doing great. Get's really into Animal Crossing on his switch and chills with Steph a lot if he's not staying up playing online with Bart and Kon. Steph already bought him the stock of coffee so he had no worries.
Dami: Takes Quarantine VERY seriously. His brothers tease him for caring but he responds with "I only care about my own health and the general public. We are heroes and need to set examples to protect our city." Or somthing along those lines. (he does actually care tho)
Duke: Tries not to let it get to him. He's maxin' chillaxin'. Spends his time pranking everyone else to get their spirits up. (we do not deserve this lovely boi) Starts a prank war and Nerf gun/water gun fight with everyone. Even Bruce joined.
Alfred: The actual GLUE to everyone not losing their minds. Enjoys teaching Babs cooking as a new hobby she picked up and loves chatting over making food with Jason. Get's to rest a lot more since at least one of the boys or Steph does spontanious chores just to do something and being all and all the best Butler/Grandfather ever. (as per usual)
Harper: HATES quarantine. She goes to the skate park a lot with a skateboard or rollar blades cause her hockey team is cancelled the entire season and she needs the release. Dyes her hair at least 5 times, all different colours.
Cass: Trains a lot. Reads a lot. Stays in the background of everything. Selina focuses on bonding with her mostly and they form a really lovely connection over the time spent together.
Jingle Bells!
Batman yells!
Jason Todd is dead-
Dick is fired-
Tim is Tired
And Damian is mad.
OH!
swinging through Gotham-
looking for some crime
Gonna make some criminals
shit their pants tonight.
Scaring petty thefts.
defusing a bomb-
Joker has outdone himself
and now Timmy is gone-
OH!
Jingle claps
Batman snapped
That's a lot of kids-
Oh my god
please help this man
he might have an addiction-
OH!
Jingle hoes
There Grayson goes
wait- nevermind he's back
Tim's health at steak
he needs a break
so let him hit the sac
OH!
Jingle fun
Dami's done
but he loves them nonetheless
Jason shot
Batman "I think the fUCK NOT"
so he's the dissapointmenntttttt
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 3!The amazing Women have joined the chat
Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
Have to get my nails redone after I punch this guy for making a move on my sis. Brb
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
rolls up sleeves I got this
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
@ FlyingGraysonJr Hold my earrings
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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
Girl, you know I got u.
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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
God, being this awesome is exausting...
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
I'll hold the mantle while you take a break. Go do your nerd stuff
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
Still don't understand Twitter but learning
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
Why is the little demon brat so awful? What did I ever do to you?!
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Damian Wayne 🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Say it to my face, Brown.
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
I will when you reach eye-level, gremlin.
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Cass Sandsmark 🗸 @ StrongerThanYourMans
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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell
Welcome to the family @ StrongerThanYourMans
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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass
Looks like we snagged another one. @ zombierebellion owes me five bucks
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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion
Damn it, Bruce! I bet on Billy next
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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I had my money on Conner.
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Tim Drake 🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
No way. It was gonna be Duke.
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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack
Duke already family?
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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious
@ sleepwhenimdead When was the last time you slept, Timmy?
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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion
I'll get the sedatives...
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