Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Family Discussions
Bilbo talking to Thorin while he’s dying on Ravenhill.
BFF (crying): kiss him !!! He’s dying kiss him!!!
Me: which character are you talking to
BFF: both! Neither! I don’t know!!!
Family Discussions
BFF: I still can’t get over Thorin kicking the dwarves during the troll incident
Me: yeah it was his turn with the brain cell
BFF: oh that’s why you like the dwarves so much theyre dumb !!!
Me (getting ready to refute it - remembers what happens later): okay you got me
Family Discussions
BFF: Elrond is such a dad, does he have children?
Me: oh hoho he has children
BFF: who’s his spouse
Me : oh you won’t see her she already went to Valinor (explains what that is)
BFF: oh so are they divorced or do they like exchange letters?
...
BFF: What about Galadriel does she have kids?
Me: Galadriel is Elronds mother in law
BFF: wait what!!!! How!!?!?!
Family Discussions
Second hobbit movie - Laketown scene
BFF: Are those pugs?!?? What are pugs doing here!! Are there pugs in the book?
Family Discussions
After watching the first hobbit movie
Me: Elrond has the patience of a saint
BFF : yeah but I somehow feel like Lindir has to put up with more bs
Me(internally): she understands
Family Discussions
BFF: so does Galadriel show up in the Hobbit
Me: wait for it
(A minute after pressing play Galadriel shows up)
BFF: wwhhhhhaaattttt ?!?!??
Family Discussions
Scene where Elronds company arrives and surrounds the dwarfs.
BFF: that’s just the medevil equivalent of a motorcycle gang surrounding people and circling them