Bernard The Head Elf - Blog Posts

Candy canes

✧Bernard x reader

✧Bernard master bating to a picture of reader

✧Smut!

✧very short!

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Bernard had recently developed a crush on you. He would always steal glances at you and blush whenever you were near.

Lately, Bernard was having problems.. down there. He would always pop a boner when you were close to him. He would always try to relieve himself

While Bernard was looking at all the elf documents, he came across yours and looked at your picture.

He started to feel his pants tighten and he sighed and took his cock out, “maybe just this once, just to relieve myself.”

He then took his throbbing member into his hands and started to stroke himself, slowly at first.

“F-Fuck, y/n.” he moaned out as he looked at your picture, he bit his lip, thinking about you stroking him.

He started to have shallower breaths as he stroked himself faster and faster, wanting to cum ao badly.

He covered his mouth to stifle his moans so no one would hear him from his office. He knew no one would really come in since everyone was busy, but the thrill of getting caught just quickened his orgasm.

His orgasm came crashing down on him as he looked at your picture one last time. He looked down to see his cum all over his hand and sweater, “I’m so desperate.”

Sugar cookies

Bernard x reader

✧Dating headcanons for Bernard

✧masterlist here!

✧dating Bernard is a bit complicated and stressful but you two work through it.

✧He always works late because he’s head elf and all, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you.

✧any chance he gets, he would always give you affection.

✧he loves to show his affection but not a lot in public, he’s head elf and he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation.

✧I believe that you and Bernard would have matching bracelets or any kind of jewelry to remind you two of each other.

✧I also think that when he's stressed and needs time to cool off, he would cuddle with you for the rest of the day.

✧whenever Bernard gets a chance to have a break, he’ll come straight to you and cuddle with you while talking about anything and everything as well as drinking hot chocolate.

“ you’ll never believe what Curtis did today, sugar pie “ (he said as he rubbed your back and drunk his hot chocolate)

✧on Christmas, he will give you the best gifts ever and spend quality time with you. Even being the head elf deserves a break.

✧He would give you matching sweaters, a necklace, or a plushie!

✧he also gets pretty jealous when other people talk to you. He would immediately hug you and tell you that he needs some help (even though it's not true) just to get you away from them.

✧And I know that he would absolutely love it if you made him anything for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. He would be so grateful and eat up every bite.

✧He loves to have a date night where you guys drink hot chocolate and watch the stars or northern lights together.

✧Bernard would rarely get mad at you, he would be a little annoyed but not mad.

✧you could throw a snowball at him and he won't get mad, he thinks it’s cute that you think you can get away with stuff.

Black liquorice

✧Bernard x reader

✧argument headcanons for Bernard

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✧It’s quite common for you guys to have arguments once in a while

✧even though you guys love each other to death, there are still things to work out in your relationship.

✧Bernard works all the time and you try to get him to take a break, this usually results in him snapping at you or just brushing you off.

✧When he snaps at you, it turns into a huge argument and a lot of hurtful things are said. You get that he’s head elf but he still needs a break once in a while.

“ I said just leave me alone, I don’t need one of your stupid lectures or a break! “ (it’s alway hurtful when he says stuff like this and yells at you)

✧usually after an argument, you’ll sleep in the guest bedroom, crying yourself to sleep and blaming yourself.

✧Bernard hates it when he has to sleep alone and when you two argue.

✧Bernard would eventually apologize to you and give you gifts and affection all day when he agrees to have a break.

“ I know, sugar, I’m sorry, m’such an idiot. “ (he said as he hugged you and kissed your forehead)

✧You would also apologize, but he would assure you that it’s not your fault.

✧Sometimes he would get really mad and ignore you for a very long time until Santa catches onto it.

“ what’s wrong with my head elf? “ (he asked in his cheerful voice, patting Bernard on his back)

✧Bernard would eventually tell Santa what’s bugging him and he would get lectured for snapping at you.

✧Bernard would make your favorite meal and give you gifts to apologize and you forgave him, attacking him with kisses.

✧Bernard will promise that he will never yell at you again and hurt you.

Cinnamon buns

✧helping Bernard with his stress

✧very short! Might add more later

✧masterlist here!

✧whenever Bernard is stressed, especially when it’s near Christmas, he usually shuts out everyone, including you.

✧he feels bad for doing it, but he just needs to catch up on toy production, make sure no one’s slacking, and paperwork.

✧All the elves get curious and worried when he shuts you out, his lover of all people!

“ I’m busy right now, honey bun. Maybe later when I’m not busy. “

“ Not know, sugar buns, I don’t have time for you. “

✧Bernard would eventually take a break from being head elf and let’s Curtis take over.

✧you’re over the moon when he finally agrees to take a break. You’ll do anything to get rid of his stress.

✧you guys would go take walks through town and look at shops and Christmas trees.

✧at every mistletoe you guys are under, you would kiss and Bernard would purposely find mistletoe just so he can get more kisses.

✧you guys would go to cafés and drink hot chocolate and eat cookies and gingerbread while giggling like kids.

✧Bernard is so happy that he's not stressed out because you just make everything so much calmer for him.

✧ocasionally, when Bernard’s very stressed and to his breaking point and about to have a breakdown, you take him outside to calm him down and it works because of your calming presence.

✧sometimes he just needs you by his side all the time.

Never have I seen myself in such a powerful piece like this

Some may say I died of a broken heart that day….

I waited for a true love that never came

I waited as days turned into weeks as weeks turned into almost 2 months with nothing but the sound of my heart breaking

Everyday I woke up and I wish for your texts or your calls something…. But I think deep down I know you are never coming home gone are the days of watching movies together gone are the days of planning our future together gone are the days of pure love together…

Not yet gone are the days for winter for the princess… Spring may not ever arrive for the princess

I will never forget

the story of the faunus princess

This is adorable 🥰

Art request :3

bernard blushing cause his s/o took his hat off.

Make sure to drink water

Hot coco time with the family and watch the TSC Movies😊