Bam Margera - Blog Posts

lifewriter:

Bam and Ryan getting stuck up lift for four and a half hours .

jackass members - date night perfume edition!!

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johnny - something classic, but not too overpowering (although i can see him with a layer of an old-time-cologne, the one with manly man design and a strong pine/aldehyde scent). there's also a very light whiff of tobacco and... do you know how air smells on a hot summer day, behind a gas station, when road dust settles all over your skin, but everything around you blooms, and it's the best day of your life? yeah, that's the one, gasoline, dust and mid-heatwave euphoria.

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steve-o - raw, alive and somewhat hedonistic. i can picture him wearing some heavy perfume (bull's blood on the picture is probably the best example, roses, musk and tobacco), probably overspraying it a bit, who's going to tell him? there is also an undertone of sickly sweet soda that he spilled on himself on his way to you, and faint, but definitely present, hint of the few joints that he carries around in his chest pocket, waiting for the special occasion to light them up (preferably with you).

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chris - rules and playing it safe? they are not in this guy's vocabulary! chris has his favorite signature scent (probably something unisex, maybe even more female-leaning) that comes with him everywhere. it's a complicated (maybe even too strong for some) combination of vetiver, ylang-ylang and patchouli. he loves green scents that make him smell like a deep breath after summer rain.

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bam - we're definitely getting something edgy here. incense, amber, smoke, just imagine a burning haunted house and there he is. ash, burnt match, leather and dried flowers. gothic, dark and alluring, like a late night cemetery walk. he will probably keep a flask of his favorite perfume in his pocket and respray every time he goes to the bathroom/you leave the room - you have to keep up your vampiric charm!

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the vibe i bring to the function

one time offer!

hi! i'm chaya and my jackass hyperfixation is back. do you know what that means? yeah, i'll gladly take commissions for fics of any kind! here's what/who i write for:

⛧ jackass!

johnny knoxville bam margera ryan dunn (no smut, i beg of you) steve-o chris pontius danger ehren dave england

⛧ jackass-adjacent/cky people!

ville valo tony hawk (i'll love you forever for a request for this man) dico rake yohn jimmy pop (if i forgot somebody, i'm so sorry!)

drastically platonic soulmates

they just randomly decided to hit the 2012 indie summer arthouse coming of age movie and I couldn't love them more for that

⛧ 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐚𝐦 - 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ⛧

hi! it's a small collection of my headcanons about being friends with bam at the beginning of his cky career - just a fem y2k reader, this little rascal and a complicate highschool-dropout friendship

you can (and sometimes absolutely do) stay at his house whenever you want; it's a safe place to hang out and crash at when the party's over or you don't want to go home yet

speaking of parties - you're always one of the people that stay the longest after the music goes silent and first rays of dawn hit the curtains. hangover is more bearable with you two, litres of gatorade and some dumb tv drama to laugh and cringe at

his parents adore you, you've become almost like a foster daughter to April, who sometimes takes you to the mall and wants you to spill some gossip about Bam and his friends (she's just worried!)

you two have your own favorite spot in a nearby forest - there's a hollowed out log, where you store cigarettes and leave small notes for each other when you don't see each other for longer time

you both have matching tatoos - small, handpoked alligators that your mutual friend did for you, right after purchasing his first tattoo needles. they're not perfect, but they're yours

you had a lot of your "first times" together - first drink, cigarette, puff of weed and... well, Bam's a little shy about this memory, but you're also his very first kiss

for some time, there's been something clearly hanging in the air between you two. he seems like he's bothered by some secret, something he just can't articulate. you have your guesses about what that could be, but you just don' want to jinx it. who knows what exactly the future holds for you two?

life imitates art

love is patient; love is kind and envies no one.

love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude.

it does not insist on its own way.

it does not take offense;

nor does it keep a record of wrongs.

these guys are bringing back my mall goth phase and they don't even know it

darling tarot heart

at the mercy of each other we are

i'll be the pit to your pendulum

para to your normal, come hear a tear drop

heart full of ghosts hurt full of hope

i'm screaming crying giggling begging for more love for dave england, he's just so pure and innocent

(yeah, ik that i'm talking about mr shit boy, but let me have this moment)

he's like a 70's controversial star i swear

A guy and a dream [grind 2003] 💭🛹

POV: pictures you took of Bam throughout the years

What y'all know about that one Josh Hutcherson edit 😤

New Bam edit he looks adorable in this video

Bam photo dump isn't he just so gorgeous? 😍😍😍

Some good jackass gems I found

Excuse me but what the hell is this 😭😭😭

Bam why

Credits to @bambammargera for sending me this amazing video 😘

New Bam Bam edit

(p.s the girl at the end is me if you didn't know hehehe🤭)

Happy national BF day to the love of my life

You guys I finally uploaded my Bam fanfic on Wattpad life got in the way but I managed to finish it up and publish it so go check it out on Wattpad:

My username is underlined and you guys can go ahead and read it you can leave comments and just lmk what you like about it 😁

Y'all I literally just hurt my feelings with this TikTok I just made right now give me a couple of business days for this:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Mu41Rh/

Here's the link to my TikTok including the one I just made TW: sad, losing someone

It literally hurts just thinking about this and now I can't unhear the song thinking about them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My fucking jam god I wish I was around this era

In honor of Bam Bam's birthday I decided to make an edit for the birthday boy enjoy 😜

Ft: Ville (also the fact that it looks like bam said "I'm on ya" in the first clip is funny)

Happy birthday to my emo dweeb bf 😘

New Bam edit

Bam edit I made gonna post another one as well

Also let me know what else you wanna see on here =)