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Bad Dad Jokes - Blog Posts
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed