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*Likes girl* (Is girl)
*Likes boy* (Is boy)
*Likes person* (Is person)
*Likes nobody* (Is nobody)…
Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!
(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)
“if the clootie dumpling gives you a button youre gonna be single forever”
my aroace ass:
"So, who do you have a crush on?" "Oh, God no."
playing truth or dare with alloromantics is so funny because all they ever ask is “who is your crush”, “what’s your dream date”, “what’s your type” and “who in this group would you sleep with” and like
no
none of the above
I'm not gonna lie, mashing most of our holes together is kinda weird. Like- any damages caused while doing that has gotta be voiding our warranty.
You know the “man vs bear” debate going on right now where men ask women if they would rather be stuck in the woods with a random guy or a bear? I would honestly choose the bear. It’s not like I hate men or anything, but…the bear’s going to be in the forest anyways. That’s kinda where they live. I’d rather be in a forest with a bear that’s going to be there anyways than with a random dude that’ll just be kinda annoying. Not to mention, living in a forest by myself and hunting animals literally sounds like something out of a sick fantasy book and would be my dream. (Though I could probably never accomplish that due to my fear of bugs).
My (nonexistent) friends: “So are you gay or straight?”
Me an aro/ace: “…yes?”