Arcane Season Two Act 1 - Blog Posts

Hey...psst.

Would you like Arcane characters as sonic fandub quotes in these trying times?

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Sevika:"It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in the Under city trenches. You have thirteen seconds before the sewers fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch! You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die."

Jinx:"Hot Topic?"

Vi:"No! My secret!"

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In her emo era

Vi:"I miss my wife, Jinx. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."

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Caitlyn:"Ambessa you're an asshole, woman!"

Ambessa:"You are what you eat Caitlyn."

Caitlyn:"WOAH-"

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Viktor seeing ekko blazing towards him in episode 9

Viktor:"He's faster than Viktor! ......he's faster than Viktor! WHAT!?"

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Jinx:"That's right everybody. It's your favorite girl!"

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Caitlyn:"GET THE FUCK OUT-"

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Viktor:"Will you pop this piss rock?"

Jayce:"Put the piss stone down right now, you know what hexcore does to your ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ"

Viktor:"I like what it does to my ᵇˡᵉⁿᶦˢ jayce!"

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Jayce:"All around me are familiar Jayce's, worn-out Jayce's, worn-out Ja-a-yce's, bright and-"

teleports to the bad universe

"I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!! OH. MY. GOD."

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Ekko:“Going uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUP!"

proceeds to jump down

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Vi: "I don't think so, Ambessa! You have to do what I say or else you're done for, Amdumb! Ambussy! Amb poopy, poopy butt!"

Ambessa: "You may be the- don't you ever FUCKING call me that ever again, I'LL KILL YOU-"

ambessa laying on the table defeated

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Isha starting a la jinx revolution and getting kidnapped

Jinx:".......something just happened..."

Im so sorry I've been looking at this photo and like....

(has no resemblance and just wanted to make this post)

Now its got me thinking of an au where Viktor and you have a child (smex, adopted, idrk) before he starts his mission for the 'Glorious revolution' (let's pretend this is a shits and giggles au and not seriously like the show so it's funny)

Like deadbat dad Viktor is hilarious im sorry 😭

Your child:"You ruined my life!"

Viktor:"how can I ruin your life? I was not even there!"

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You panting after beating the shit out of Viktor and he's staring at you in awe

Viktor: my god lyubov', what happened to us?

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Figured out a way to infiltrate Piltover

Vik:"Viktor Daddy likey 😈"

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IM WHEEZING he'd never say this I just thought I'd help you guys forget about season 2 ending 🥲

My baby, my baby

You're my baby, say it to me

I bet on losing dogs

I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place by the ring

Where I'll be looking in their eyes when they're down

I'll be there on their side

I'm losing by their side