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France’s Ego

I love it when this fandom gives characters ego’s, but I’ve been sort of disappointed with France’s one. Everyone always talks about how egotistical he is about is looks, or raising other countries, or maybe the wars. But what I want to see it France being a little gremlin. Because fun fact, France was the first European country to re-build and re-plan their cities in the wake of urbanization. France literally rebuilt Paris from eh ground up to add larger streets, rows of trees, public parks, and boulevards. 

So I want to see France hold it over Englands head that during the second industrial revolution, that even while England was revolutionizing germ theory, France started the trend of re-planning cities to accolade more people, and that the rest of Europe followed France’s lead. 

I want France to talk to Italy about architecture near England to just rub it in his face that he didn’t think of re-planning the cities first, I just France to have a legitimate win that he can be egotistical about, something he did that bettered the world. Yeah he’s pretty, yeah he was on the winning side of both world wars, but he also esstainly started the trend of not living in overcrowded cities. 

Sick S/O

I’ve posted on another site about this before, but I have read a lot of fan fictions where Italy (Hetalia) has been really worried that his S/O will die because of being sick, and I head cannon that it’s because of the Black Death. The Black death was a plague in the middle ages, some spectators say it could have been the bubonic plague, but there is varying evidence to support that, and Italy was hit quite bad. I mean, a lot of places were hit bad, but some places in Italy were estimated to have lost half to two thirds of their entire populations. So, Italy probably always takes being sick very seriously, and intentional or not, I really appreciate it when I see it in fan fictions. 

I remember long ago, when I was a university freshman...

England: I would like to know the reason you miss meeting by meeting. America: well, my schedule (skɛʤʊl) is tight now. England: you meant schedule (ʃɛdjuːl). America: schedule. England: sche-dule. America: who told you it is correct? England: I did, and moreover, I taught you English yer shitty... America: so why do you say school (skuːl) like that? England: keeps the silence of confusion.

NOTE: both variants are good and useful, though I have been learning UK standard since school. so the American English is still specific to me.

dirty, broken, pathetic but beloved.

devoted to my honey parfait.

(you know I do not mean a pudding.)

Alright man, I think I am the only human alive that has ever heard of this book so I'm going to explain it to you. It's called Flowers for Algernon and is one of my favorites. It's basically about this mentally challenged man that gets an operation for science that turns him into a genius. Charlie, the main character, develops feelings for his former Teacher, Alice Kinnian. So, naturally, I "translate" this into Sufin and ruin a beautiful piece of literature that someone worked so hard to make. All Sufin aside, I really would encourage you to read it.

This picture was hard to draw.

I had serious art block.

Oh and P.S. Kukkamuna is my preferred way of saying Hanatamago. It's the "Finnish version".

Sufin Fanfiction Idea

Berwald, Mathias, Lukas, and Emil are all living a life of crime.

One day, they decide to rob a bank. Before they actually rob the place though, Mathias says "Remember, if you see something you want, make sure you grab it and make it fast, 'cause we gotta get out of here as fast as we can."

So in the midst of the robbery, Berwald spots his innocent little Tino, and thinks back on what Mathias said. He definitely wanted Tino, so he better grab haim quick.

He kidnaps Tino and brings him back to their secret headquarters. The team is upset with Berwald, and they are now forced to hide Tino so he won't rat out on their secret little crime organization. While in captivity, Tino begins to develop a sort of...

Stockholm Syndrome.

See what I did there?

Anyway, it's up to YOU to decide how Berwald can earn his teammate's trust back, and how Tino can escape his criminal captors.

Wow thanks for coming to my TED talk.