Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I didn't know there was an AC repair guy upstairs talking to my parents but he came down just in time to see me (lounging on the couch in sweat pants and eating a large slice of chocolate cake) yell at my dog (who was squeaking his toy obsessively like the little sociopath he is) "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT WILL YOU RESPECTFULLY SHUT UP??!!" All while my phone was playing 'You Spin Me Round' by Dead or Alive on full blast.
This is why I can't be around people.
Having Conduct Disorder as a guy is really connecting to those “sigma male” things from eleven to thirteen years old
The towns people are extremely scared of this evil and powerful witch that lives in the surrounding forest, nobody knows her name all they know is if you try to get near her she’ll curse you.
the truth is, the witch in question is extremely anti-social and putting curses on the over-friendly towns people was the only way to get them off her back. She’s not evil, she just wants to collect herbs and medicines in peace.
More gem art because what is living a productive life?
Anyways. Here’s a Bixbite doodle I colored. She is my spirit gem.
I put SO much into people just to be disappointed
… At this point I need drugs rn before I slit my throat open