Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
I love how insane they are
The first interview aka slagging off your ex for hours to your high friend who wanted to get railed by you in your coffin.