I Did Manage To Get Him A Place On My Headboard Above My Varric Shrine But Holy Cow...

- You know, with Hawke we have never use to crawl around cliffs or jump of the mountains. Seriously! Not once! Always on the road, nice and mostly steady on the feet. And Inquisitor? It's like he is a mountain goat or something! Could he, at least for one day, not run onto anything?! Do you think it's Circle thing?(Varric)

- Yah, probably that, but I blame Dorian(Sera)

- Sparkle? Why's that?(Varric)

- He must do a really shitty job bedding Trevelyan if he can run around like that(Sera)

*scandalized noise*

*Dorian greatly disapprove*

"Goodbye, Varric, and thank you."

source

DA2 - In sight

2011

2020…

Appreciating his existence

Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

...is now available on Nexus Mods!

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

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Kisses for the Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

The road to Valentine's Day is paved with kisses! February 9th is a day for Varric!

He is perfection 😌🫶🏼💙

In another life 🫶🏼💙

I'm just thinking a lot about these back to back conversations we've been witness to...

The way sera fuels her one sided rivalry with varric. She does Not Care about what is outside her lane, she don't know shit about the fade outside whatever the chantry repeated all her life, but she respects people's strengths, and i think that's where she tries to find common ground in people. Like, even though she's surprised when vivienne doesnt recognize/respects her in return, she doesn't let that shake her. bc she's still

1. a mage and, 2. an asshole

but varric... he can do everything she can in combat, he's also funny, laidback, easy to talk to, The Head of a spy network that he makes run...

"So What" she says, unprompted... lol

Nah cuz how dare varric STILL BE TALLER THAN ME EXCUSE THE FUCK

Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Here to ruin everyone's day with this because honestly I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora.

Update: Just to clarify, the only height that is canon is Bull's. I realize that the wording for some was not entirely clear enough on that. That's why I didn't tag this as lore.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

Varric - 5'3 (160.02cm) [Source]

Morrigan - 5'8 (172.72cm)*

Alistair - 6' (182.88cm) [Source]

Dorian - 6' - 6'2 (182.88-187.96cm)*

Solas - 6'5 (195.58cm) [Source]

The Iron Bull - 8' (243.84cm)*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

Morrigan:

Morrigan's figure isn't listed anymore, but I grabbed a screenshot and with the help of a friend who has her statue, Morrigan is 5'8 sans heels.

Dorian:

When asked about Dorian's height, David Gaider specified that: "He is as tall as the character artists made him." [Source]

So, without giving bias, I put Dorian's height at a range due to the fact he is the ideal proportions at 8 heads tall which by modern industry standard means he's 6'2, but by earlier standards means he's 6'. Since we can't really tell which height the artist is going for, I put the range. But considering current standards I would say he's 6'2.

The Iron Bull:

In World of Thedas vol. 2 p. 255 they have the description that he is 8' tall.

Everyone in the Chargers is someone who can look at an eight-foot horned giant and say, 'Yes, I trust that man with my life.'

If you're wondering if that includes the horns? Up to you, its not specified. If you want to do sans horns, they math out to adding roughly 5" to his had according to his gaming heads model. Which would make him 7'5 (226.06cm).