Kisses For The Dwarven Storyteller (Varric)

Don’t forget this panel from earlier on the same page! This whole page is gold tbh lol

Reblog to cuddle the dwarf.

Confession: the things i want Varric to do to me. Tease to oblivion, keep me on edge for hours, show me what the dwarven stamina is all about. And when i finally have enough the tall human legs straddle him and ohhh he never imagined how much he loves being below. I fall onto his chest when im done and just play with it mindlessly. He's safe and he's loving and he's a friend BEFORE he is a lover always and ughhhh i want him so bad

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Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,

BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C

It’s been so long since I’ve been on tumblr… feels like coming home.. it’s weird

WHAT DO YOU MEAN VARRIC HAD BANTER WITH THE OTHERS 😭

The Black Stag

better non-cutscene footage im throwing up im screaming im kicking my feet and twirling my hair im laying on the floor crying im ascending to another dimension (full video by luality )

Dragon Age: Inquisition | Varric Tethras & Bianca