Me while listening to HWFWM:
Heath/ Narrator: Clive-
Me: *Rewinds, hits bookmark*
All three of us are on the same wavelength 🤝
I just think that Jason would gladly cockwarm for Clive while he’s researching. Just him in his knees with Clive’s cock in his mouth and Clive reads/ takes notes/ goes over diagrams.
Suddenly, very suddenly. :'D
I remembered one dialogue from an old movie, so...
that sketch below.
🤍🖤
I like to think that all the Weasleys are overprotective over Harry. Like, almost violently overprotective.
I mean, here’s a small boy who lands in your lap, becomes good friends with Ron, and is altogether very sweet. Then they find out he was abused as a child by his aunt and uncle because his parents were killed in front of him as a baby.
In the background, Fred and George definitely cracked a few skulls for him (and Harry would have never noticed because he’s the most oblivious child ever).
*something weird happens*
Everyone: So Clive, was this your boyfriend?
Lmao. And none of them are completely mentally sound and stable
(Why are the men’s butts so nice. Snatched)
Clive: We need to ta-
Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.
Clive: Jason…
Jason: Byeeeee
That poor, poor man. May Clive persist
who tf is this guy???
modern au if it wasnt obvious :3 and fully coloured version of the first page under read more!
Keep reading
I really want to like her so I’m excited
Am I going to grow to like Zara?
Clive: We need to ta-
Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.
Clive: Jason…
Jason: Byeeeee
That poor, poor man. May Clive persist
“You can fight however you want in Jason’s soul realm.”
Niel: *Shoots Jason canon balls and makes fat, exploding Jason giants*