Nico Is A Hufflepuff And That Is A Fact. I Will Not Be Taking Any Criticism At The Moment

merlin reincarnation au where merlins got this sweatshirt with some glow in the dark thing on it, and arthur just always assumes its magic cause he doesnt know about glow in the dark stuff and also who is he to judge how merlin uses his magic

anyway, one time arthurs cold right? so he steals merlins sweater cause stealing your significant others sweaters is adorable shut up. but then he goes somewhere dark and it starts glowing and he get so heckin confused. like just imagine

“…merlin? mERLIN”

“….merlin are you doing this?????”

“mERLIN WHAT THE HECK”

“MERLIN AM I DOING MAGIC”

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

Jason: What's worse than heartbreak?

Will: When you wake up and realize that your phone was never charging

Nico:

Nico: When you wake up

Jason and Will: Nico no

Nico: Estelle is asking about where babies come from

Percy: Hmmm. She's too little, tell her about the stork

Nico: Okay

Nico: *to Estelle* Your mom slept with a stork

Percy: *spitting out his drink* nO -

Sally: Why is the water bill so high?

Percy: *shrugs* I don't know

Percy: *in the shower*

have a shitpost based on this text post

i will admit that there was a time in my life where i thought betty white and the queen of england were the same person

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

Gods on Olympus be like:

Athena: I sleep with a sword beside my bed.

Artemis: I sleep with my bow ready.

Hephaestus: I keep an axe under my bed.

Aphrodite: Weak. Pathetic. All of you.

Artemis: What do you sleep with?

Aphrodite, putting on shades: Ares.

Not me consuming queer books like oxygen