Sally: Why Is The Water Bill So High?

Hazel: What's a thot?

Leo: A thoughtful person

*later at dinner*

Nico: Here's the salt, sis

Hazel: Thank you Nico, you're such a thot!

Everyone: *spits out their water*

magnus chase is the best white male in all of riordanverse but none of you are ready for that conversation

happy 4/20 to stoner apollo, demeter, and athena cabins

Will: for a million dollars would you kill-

Nico: yes

Will: you didn't let me finish

Nico: I know

Percy Jackson is canonically set in the 2010s and since Percy's a emo bitch he'll most likely have this haircut

To this day I cannot understand why Grover Underwood is such an underrated character.

today’s creation

ayo fuck rick riordan they r married

you know when you just find like big wads of hair in your clothes

Leo, skeptically: Can you really glow?

Will: Uh huh. *starts glowing*

Leo, sarcastically: That’s pretty good, but I mean does he come in any other colours?

Nico, smirking: He sure does. Watch.

Nico: *whispers something into Will’s ear*

Will: *turns bright red*

Nico: Ta-da!

Leo: Okay yeah, your boyfriend’s pretty cool.