Danny Phantom Head Canon - Dani’s Shadow

And for my next trick, I will swallow the universe!

Little Baby Man Danny I decided to draw at 1am instead of sleeping

Wizardly Witches

If a witch is someone who practices witchcraft while a wizard gains magic by studying (rather than being magic genders), then a witch can also be a wizard if they studied and/or went to school for it.

Which is why I postulate that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was created specifically to allow witches to gain the benefits of wizardry through standardized schooling rather than having to study it themselves with less resources, safety precautions, and experienced teachers.

It was only later on in time, when separate schools for male and female were common among non-magicals and combined schools were specified, that someone or other assumed the name meant the school was for both genders (as both attended) and accidentally started a fad of referring to female witches as witches and male witches as wizards as the other students found their misconception amusing.

This became a commonplace habit, and eventually pervaded the entirety of British witch/wizard culture to the point we see it at in Harry Potter.

At a gala:

Some Old Lady, pinching Tim’s cheeks: “Aren’t you the sweetest?”

Tim: “No ma’am, I am a horrible little gremlin child.”

Old Lady: “Oh my.”

What is the purpose of a mouth if not to scream?

Half-n-Half

One Halloween, Danny dresses up as a carton of half-n-half for his costume. Literally everyone in town is baffled by this except Sam and Tucker, who only increase the confusion when they react by laughing super hard. Sam is hunched over and holding her stomach and the only thing keeping Tucker from falling to the ground is the fact that he’s leaning on Sam. Danny just has the widest grin on his face as he shoots the two of them finger guns.

Is anyone else just constantly delighted by descriptions of or references to John Constantine as a sad trench coat man?

DCXDP or regular DC writing prompt!

Cross country road trip with (a very reluctant) John Constantine.

Constantine didn’t want to pick up a hitchhiker, but they were very persistent, and he could tell something was up with either them or the situation, his ‘occult senses’ were tingling.

Bonus points if it’s Danny or Dani/Ellie that hitches a ride!

Ain’t no party like a speedster party, ‘cause a speedster party is fast.

For Halloween, Selina and Bruce would absolutely dress up as Morticia and Gomez Addams and commit to the bit so hard the batkids are still gagging.