My Gaydar Turns On For The Entirety Of The Movie To See How Much

Person A: Why do I hear police sirens behind us?

Person B, holding up bags of money: I accidentally robbed a bank

Person A, having a stroke: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK-

not gonna lie, the last three lines could be an excellent incorrect quote

actually the entire thing could be an incorrect quote

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

I'M SO FUCKING GAY I—

Get you one who can do both 😍

I feel not dumb now.

But the feeling is gonna leave very soon, I'm sure.

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

sadly my sadistic side hasn't made herself known yet

On tumblr.com you can be yourself, really messed up

shoutout to the wonderful person who made this(i randomly found this on pinterest lol), I can now tell the world that I am a bisexual witch

procrastination keeps me from updating my spells though

happy pride month everyone, rainbows for all of you!

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

can confirm, i'm her sibling

How movies portray siblings: I know you might think I hate you but I don't. I hope we can start over and put the past behind us. You're the best sibling I can ask for.

How siblings actually are:

ok google, how do I post "regularly" or at least enough that no one assumes that I am dead

@dead-deadashell this reminded me of you

you're fucking weird dude