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hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

@whatisgrass is looking for a fiction series on AO3, wish her luck

she found it, she can now breathe slightly easier

alternatively, Fanfiction.net

K: no cusses + one single papercut

K+: maybe one cuss but it's minor + one single papercut but it's bleeding a bit more

T: cover your ears kids, mommy has some words to say + oh, a broken bone

M: literal cursing tirades + maybe one organ that is peeking out like Pennywise

Applicable AO3 Ratings If You Don’t Write Porn

G- nothing objectionable

T- the fuck word

M- organs, outside

E- organs, outside, lovingly described

ah, yes, the only posts i see on my dash are gay, gay, gayer, and cats

occasional posts from users

hello, i have characters for bad idea

Khonsu

Hero, Generation III

Civilian identity: Issac [REDACTED]

Wavy hair(undercut), dyed dark red, and brown eyes

Positives: Analytical, open-minded, objective, charismatic

Negatives: Insensitive, solitary, repressed, restless

Forever tired dad to three(3) chaotic heroes-in-training

Manipulates lunar energy, often called a werewolf

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Helios

Villain, Generation III

Civilian identity: Connor [REDACTED]

Curly hair, natural black w/ violet ends, and gray eyes

Positives: Brilliant, practical, perceptive, direct

Negatives: Risk-prone, defiant, impatient, merciless

Is probably a masochist but strongly denies it

Telekinesis, and manipulates fire and solar energy, is called a phoenix

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Shu

Hero informant, Generation II

Civilian identity: Benett "Benji" Clay

Wavy hair, natural dark brown, and hazel eyes

Positives: Enthusiastic, good-natured, curious, driven

Negatives: Disorganized, people-pleasing, nosy, gullible

Khonsu's kind of sort of brother

Manipulates the wind, isn't called any sort of mythical animal

Trained in Project Brimstone

Moryana

Vigilante, Generation IV

Civilian identity: Penelope Sosa

Straight hair, dirty blonde, and dark brown eyes

Positives: Supportive, hardworking, rational, reliable

Negatives: Reserved, overcommitted, altruistic, disrespectful

Has been subjected to horoscope readings, would not recommend

Manipulates water, is probably a siren

Trained in Project Ether

Tiamat

Villain, Generation III

Civilian identity: Makayla [REDACTED]

Curly hair, black, and brown eyes

Positives: Observant, creative, pragmatic, magnetic

Negatives: Unfocused, easily bored, sensitive, vicious

Khonsu and Shu's kind of sort of sister

Manipulates water and storms, is definitely a siren

Trained in Project [REDACTED]

Nyx

Vigilante, Generation II

Civilian identity: Kameron Caye

Wavy hair, light brown, and green-gray eyes

Positives: Empathetic, passionate, idealistic, generous

Negatives: Unrealistic, vulnerable, self-critical, isolated

Friends-with-benefits with Shu, supposedly no feelings involved

Manipulates darkness and stellar energy, probably a vampire

Trained in Project Brimstone

I might be posting short stories introducing them as best as I can because writing is about as easy as me balancing myself on a thin circle. It won't make sense and it definitely won't make sense. Yes, I just wrote that twice. Yes, I am slightly sleep-deprived.

The gods have made many mistakes and their greatest was giving me a flesh suit to inhabit.

you could hear the creaking, bloodthirsty voice, calling out to you by name. you could hear his yellow smile, tongue licking his lips at the thought of finally getting to the main course.

your friends? simple appetizers. not as filling but the slasher ached for more and he was ready to enjoy his meal.

oh, how naive he is.

a dark grin slides across your face, eyes red with hunger and teeth gnashing with delight. did he not know? did he not know what a real monster is, how a real monster would hunt?

poor, poor man.

oh, what a shame it will be to tear his throat out, cut open his gut, and feast on his intestines, becoming drunk on his blood and the flesh of his lungs.

oh, what a shame it will be.

you slowly open the closet door, your stomach growling in impatience.

it was time for the hunt to begin.

It started as a spur of the moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone… Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like.

Dahlia is Jack the Ripper confirmed

This is my first playthrough and I’m not only sure this girl did this murder in this game but I’m starting to suspect she did lots of other murders in this and other games and also in real life

literally named this "blackmail.jpg"

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE—

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—

never been so bisexual in my life i-

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