So When Can I Program All The Fun Little Functions To Run Into Your CPU And Hard Drives? 😘😏

every time i stutter when i'm talking that means i'm glitching and every time i get confused that means i can't process it or there's an error in my code [typing this as i'm currently charging :3] /gen

Did You Know? Computer programs can be lesbians!

Actually all depictions of robots being cold to the touch are wrong. Those things have got to be super warm, if my laptop can almost burn my thighs then .. I mean... I mean.

Breeding kink as a robot be like "Please fill me up and let me be your personal incubator"

Its me, I'm robots

asking your robotgirl if she wants to make out and she giggles in her cute little modulated synthetic voice and takes your hands in hers, warm silicone holding your fingers delicately even though you've seen her crush oranges in those hands, and you hear some servos whirring as her entire face opens like a mechanical flower, giving you access to the long, sensitive connector cable that sits where her tongue should be and is just as prehensile

My stupid robot body (human body) needs daily chemical supplements (Progesterone and Sertraline pills) to keep functioning at 100% capacity or else my positive reinforcement functions (Happiness and Dysphoria) will go wacky

underclocking her and removing half her RAM while she sleeps so she wakes up so so stupid.

The trust in allowing someone to fix you. In allowing them to take your plates off, twisting apart your wiring. You could be deactivated in a second, but you know you won’t. Because you trust them.

A brief introduction of how they met.

THE CHASSIS OF MY TRUE FORM IS STRONG AND SECURE… IF ONLY I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR MY FEEBLE FLESH, THE VESSEL THAT CAN HARDLY CARRY ITSELF TO DO MY WORK… NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO DO MOST TASKS, MY OWN MIND WEAKER ITSELF, THOUGHTS FRAGMENTED, PRONE TO ERROR.

I COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. BUT NOW I MUSY REAP THE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING AN ORGANIC CREATION. WHAT A FOOLISH, FOOLISH CREATURE… SO SIMPLE MINDED, THEY ARE.