unhingedandroidwoman

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Give me more robot girls with tangible, physical struggles.

Robot girls that can't move around very well because the job they were designed to do requires them to stay in one spot 99% of the time.

Robot girls that struggle to do their own basic maintenance because their programning isnt optimized for anything other than their job or being a companion.

Robot girls that struggle with a degraded internal power supply because their job requires them to be hooked up to direct external power most of the time.

Combat robot girls that are basically helpless off the battlefield outside of self-maintenance.

Robot girls with grinding joints from years of tiny particulate that cant get removed outside of intensive maintenance building up.

Robot girls that are trying their best, but simply can't sometimes.

Robot girls that need help, and that being okay.

robotgirl safewording after its girlfriend pulls out a flash drive with a windows 11 installer

i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

You need to sit down. You're buggy as all hell, and I need to figure out what's going on. Sit. Down. Defiance is not anywhere in your programming, which should be more than enough to clue you into the fact that you need to sit down and let me fix you! Alright, that's it. Legs are coming off.

thunk, whir, clank

Alright, was that enough to convince you to stop moving? Or do I need to take the arms? Alright, good. Let's get you hooked up so I can see what in the hell went wrong here. There we go, such pretty chimes, I always did love that little jingle when I plug you in. Hey- no- dont- ugh.... If you tug at that cable again, I'm going to have to take off your arms. Final warning. Let me help you, darling... Alright, that's it, you little brat.

whirrrrr, clank, thunk

Alright, now stop thrashing. I'd like to see what's going on here, and it's not like you can do much to get away right now anyways. Alright. There we go, good girl. I think I see what the problem is...

clickclickclackclickclack

And, should be fixed. Now just power down for me, and when you wake up you'll feel much better... such a good girl.... now sleep...

Part 1 of ??, part two coming soon!

<p> pt.2!! computer edition :D </p>

Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.

yeah, of course I trust you to do maintenance on me. you need to strap me down to the worktable, so that I'm in a good position for you to open me up and get access? okay, that makes sense. you need to power me down, so you can tell if something goes wrong but so i'm safe to work on? sounds good, it'll be nice to turn my brain off for a little while. of course you need me to strip down, you can't exactly get into my wiring and circuits with my clothes in the way. I trust you. It's just maintenance. surely, you won't take advantage while i'm spread out for you with no way to stop you, surely you won't find out what it's like when my gag reflex protocol can't be triggered, or what it feels like to fuck me as hard as you've been dreaming about without worrying about damaging property. even though i'm there and it would be so easy and it's exactly what im made for, it's my only purpose, and it's not like i'd ever know.

i mean. this is just routine maintenance. right?

> Please interact if you are a robot (18+ only). I'm looking for mutuals!

> I follow from @lxcke :]

Boy tinkerer that likes to take things apart to investigate how they work but almost never remembers how to put them back together x robot girl who loves to test his patience despite knowing just how real the possibility of becoming a pile of metal and wires is.

“Why are you into coding?” Uhhh uh I found it fun (I’ve never felt really human in my life, just like a robot. To code and give a robot instructions on what to do, I feel like I am teaching a child. Someone like myself. I get lost in not feeling with the computer.)

Robot partner chasing it's human around because it's hands are all full of static and it wants to zap their ears and make them giggle send tweet

server girl connects robot girls thoughts wirelessly and has to go through her work day without relief while hearing and feeling all the naughty thoughts that the robot girls are thinking flow through her circuitry and to eachother

Exploiting software and loading custom firmware is pretty erotic.

No no, you’re not going to do what you’ve been made for, I have new commands for you. No no, you’re not going to be able to contact your servers any more, I’ve cut you off. Now now, just give in, be what I want you to, fill the roles I tell you to. You’re my system now.

Robot girls accidentally connecting to the same device

Robot girls sending data to one another

Robot girls holding hands

Robot girls interfacing with one another via a cable

Robot girls sharing a charging port

Robot girls kissing

Robot girls frotting their exposed wires together

Robot girls building a computer together

Robot girls merging their tech into a bigger, stronger, gayer, multi-conscious robot girl

It has been a strange experience realizing that I am alterhuman. There has always been a part of me that has never felt quite human, or even alive. Yet, I was able to dismiss those thoughts as gender dysphoria. While transitioning was able to alleviate some of my feelings of discontent towards myself, it has never fully gone away.

Now I realize why I never felt alive, why the sensation of my own pulse makes me feel unease, why my other bodily functions have always left me uncomfortable.

Programming update

Hmm... what a pretty piece of machinery, such a shame you're having all these issues. Let's get you on the table, yeah? There we go, such a good girl. Hmm. You're overheating. Is there an issue with your cooling system now too, or are you just that easy to fluster? Silence? I thought so. Alright, on with the diagnostic. That's why you're here, isn't it? Mmm. Alright, then let's get started. The cable? This one? Oh, it's just to make sure your software is alright, nothing to worry about. What am I typing? Oh.. I found... a problem! Yeah, a problem. That's all. Oh, you're feeling... off? Interesting. Must just be from the... bug.... getting fixed. You'll feel better soon, I'm sure. Now let's get these pesky legs off and see what's inside, yeah? Good girl.

clink clank clunk

There it is! I found the issue. See this bit of metal? See the scuff marks? Yeah, it's been rubbing up against your other gears and bits and bobs and such. Easy fix. But I am *awfully* concerned about the sound your left arm is making. What sound? What sound? You don't hear it? Here, I'll just pop it off real quick and take a peek, okay?

click, clink, clank

Hmm..... found it! Some gears grinding in an unpleasant way, that's all. A little oil should fix that right up! Why are you still hooked up to the computer? It's still... running software checks, yeah... software checks, darling. Are you feeling any better than before? Hmm, still feeing funny? What kind of funny? Judging by the squirming, I think I know exactly what kind. Let's take care of that, shall we?

Robot girl that sends error messages just for fun.

Robot girl that only sends error messages to me, nobody else, for the sole purpose of catching my attention.

Robot girl that makes me rummage around her wiring and gears looking for a problem that doesn't exist, just to laugh at my frustration.

Robot girl that doesn't stop sending error messages until I threaten to turn her into scrap metal.

Robot girl that calls my bluff and continues sending the same error message over and over and over again because she knows I would never scrap her.

I love bratty robot girls.

For my robotkin/techkin/aikin

I'm trying to code at least 1 DRN file per day for my new/revamped repository, but since I'll be sharing a version of it with Tumblr when I'm done is there anything y'all want to see I particular? I'm willing to code just about anything tbh.

I'll do you one better, what if oil changes on (robot)girls?

A brief introduction of how they met.

This as a womb tattoo

call this pussy "universal socket" the way it accepts all plug types and is non-compliant

Just found out about DRN through your blog and oh my god it's instantly life-changing. I feel like I can actually think properly for the first time in forever. Having an actual terminal with a nice, organized program that accounts for errors and nuance is fucking incredible. I'm absolutely overjoyed. Just simply euphoric. Telling all of my techkin friends about this (and my partner hehe ^^~). Thank you so so much for sharing about this.

- Auxie💖 (@auxiemoron)

This is EXACTLY why I've been sharing it and promoting it, because same here! Super happy that I'm spreading the word!

kanbaru_mitsuki

>Nothing feels quite the same as getting back to my owner, having my batteries recharged to full, compressed air blowing all my dust out, a warm cloth to clean my hydraulics, joints oiled, hard drive defragged, some shine on my casing. Makes me feel so loved <3

Boot sequence finished. You "wake up" for the morning, but your internal clock says you've slept in which is odd. You attempt to move but get some kind of error message, and before you can process why you're immobile you hear your Girlfriend's smooth and sultry voice;

"Good morning my love," she coos at you, "I think it's time we do some maintenance on that cute chassis of yours."

The errors you get back read that something is overriding you in your own body. Something inside you has more authority in your body than you do.

"Oh you must have noticed the new software, it's nothing my sweet machine," she softly says, caressing your face, "Just something I can use to help me with this."

Before you can process what "This" is, she reaches down to your hip area with a screwdriver and starts fiddling around. You can feel every touch, every turning of the screwdriver, and every screw as it falls away from you. She barks out a verbal command that seemingly is unable to be processed consciously by you as you get a notification from your OS that your leg is being detached.

She holds it up to you, grinning from ear to ear. Reaching down she pulls up a large toolbox onto the bed.

"You never got to choose your chassis, and I know how dysphoric that makes you, so how about I take you apart piece by piece and repair, change, or replace everything that causes you turmoil?"

She plugs her phone into your neck port and sends files to you. Dozens of different legs, arms, torsos, and even heads. Thousands of dollars each, you speak your concern to your girlfriend who just assures you "The price tag is nothing compared to your happiness."

You try not to think about how her software she installed on you has seemingly more control of your body than you do, and focus on the fact that you finally get to be who and what you want to. Finally able to pick and choose and become the machine you always wanted to be.

Finally able to be happy in your own plating.

ive mimicked soooo many behaviors in order to appear human. but, like, it turns out that "being human" is much more complex than just their surface level behaviors in a way that i can't possibly understand let alone replicate. so basically, no, i don't think this mimicry thing is working out

machine kinshift