SAGAU Imposter AU but the higher the character friendship level, the easier it is for them to recognize you as the divine god without having to see your golden blood.
So following the typical SAGAU plot, who and how will your characters help you? I'll start!
Mondstadt
I'm doomed at Mondstadt considering Klee is my highest at friendship level 9. No one would probably take her seriously? But maybe she can convince Albedo (as a non-albedo haver) to hear me out first, he's pretty perceptive.
If Albedo can't help then Barbara (f.level 8) might just help me escape. She can probably convince Jean (f.level 2) to not kill me and just exile me from the city?
I like to believe that Fischl and Bennett could also help me enter Liyue (both f.level 7) as adventurers but they're probably doubting themselves, but not enough to kill me
Liyue
Liyue is definitely the safest place for me to go to. I have both Ningguang and Keqing at friendship level 10! Both big authority figures.
Although it would be hard to meet them immediately, I could probably reach out to Chongyun and Hutao first (both f.level 10 too).
Sad to say it could take a while to convince Zhongli, he just came home at f.level 1, and we all know how dangerous he can be in cult!au
It'll be even worse if he orders Xiao, as a non-Xiao haver. So I really have to reach the Qixing before the yaksha catches me.
Inazuma
An even more difficult place. My highest would be Sayu at f.level 3 and it would be hard to meet the sleepy ninja in the first place.
Thoma and Itto might just take pity (both f.lvl 2) and turn a blind eye though.
Otherwise, I'm dead in Inazuma
Tagging a few SAGAU writers to know their thoughts. This is open for anyone though and I would love to read everyone's sagau experience! don't think it's a relatively new concept! I just rly like how this gives us all a unique sagau experience based on our own efforts at being their friend! @dewdrop-writes @neetra @saryneid @chocoenvy
There’s evidence of Trump cheating and interfering with the election.
Possible Russian interference.
Mail-in ballots are not being counted or “recognized” in multiple (notably swing) states.
30+ bomb threats were called in and shut down polling stations on Election Day.
20+ million votes are still unaccounted for, and that’s just to have the same voter turnout as 2020.
There was record voter turnout and new/first-time voter registration this year. We definitely should be well over the turnout in 2020.
An investigation for election interference and fraud is required. We desperately need a recount or even a revote. The American people deserve the right to a free and fair election. There has been evidence unveiled of Trump cheating and committing election fraud which is illegal. There is some evidence of possible Russian interference. At least 30+ bomb threats were called in to polling places. Multiple, notably swing states, have ballots unaccounted for and voting machines not registering votes. Ballots and ballot boxes were tampered with and burned. Over 20 million votes that we know of are unaccounted for. With record turnout and new voter registration this year, there should be no possibility that there are less votes than even in the 2020 election.
FBI addressing Russian interference and bomb threats:
Emails released by Rachael Bellis (private account, can’t share original tweet) confirming Trump committing election fraud:
Pennsylvania's Centre County officials say they are working with their ballot scanner vendor to figure out why the county's mail-in ballot data is "not being recognized when uploaded to the elections software:”
Wisconsin recount:
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Multiple screenshots and images.
The first is a screenshot with a link and information for contacting the White House directly regarding election fraud. The instructions include choosing to leave a comment to President Joe Biden directly and to select election security as the reason.
The screenshot then instructs people to include any or all of the following information in a paragraph as a comment to the president:
32 fake bomb threats were called into Democratic leaning poll places, rendering polling places closed for at least an hour.
A lot of people reporting their ballots were not counted for various reasons.
This all occurred in swing states.
This is too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting at foul play.
Directly state that an investigation for tampering, interference, fraud is required, not just a recount.
The second image is from the FBI Twitter account that reads:
The FBI is aware of bomb threats to polling locations in several states, many of which appear to originate from Russian email domains. None of the threats have been determined to be credible thus far. https://t.co/j3YfajVK1m — FBI (@FBI) November 5, 2024
The next four Gmail screenshots of an email sent to Rachael Bellis from Chris T. Spackman that read together as follows:
Dear BELLIS, RACHAEL E., The Dauphin County Board of Elections received a challenge to your absentee ballot you applied for in the November 5, 2024 General Election. The challenge argues that a provision of the Pennsylvania Election Code takes precedence over the federal Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act (UOCAVA), which requires states and counties to permit U.S. citizens who move overseas to vote by absentee ballot for federal offices based on their last U.S. residential address.
The full text of the challenge that was filed appears below this email.
You may respond to the challenge in any of the following ways:
1. Call the Bureau of Registration and Election at (717) 780-6360;
2. Email a statement to the Bureau at Election election@dauphincounty.gov. Any statement you submit regarding the period during which you lived in Dauphin County, any family or connections that you still have here, and why you are now residing abroad would be read into the record.
3. Appear in person at a Board of Elections hearing scheduled for Friday, November 8 at a time to be determined in the Commissioners Public Hearing Room, 4th floor of Dauphin County Administration Building, 2 S 20d St, Harrisburg, PA 17111. The meeting is also likely to be livestreamed on Facebook on the Dauphin County channel.
Sincerely,
Christopher T Spackman
TEXT OF CHALLENGE BEGINS
Dear Dauphin County Board of Elections,
I am submitting this challenge to an absentee ballot application pursuant to 25 Pa. Stat.
3146.8(f).
25 Pa. Stat. 3146.8(f) Any person challenging an application for an absentee ballot, an absentee ballot, an application for a mail-in ballot or a mail-in ballot for any of the reasons provided in this act shall deposit the sum of ten dollars ($10.00) in cash with the county board, which sum shall only be refunded if the challenge is sustained or if the challenge is withdrawn within five (5) days after the primary or election. If the challenge is dismissed by any lawful order then the deposit shall be forfeited. The county board shall deposit all deposit money in the general fund of the…
The rest of the forwarded email is cut off.
The last image is a screenshot of the official statement from the Centre County, Pennsylvania Board of Commissioners released on November 6, 2024 that states:
Centre County Working with Ballot Scanner Vendor to Export Election Results.
(Bellefonte, PA) -Centre County Elections Office is working continuously to provide mail-in ballot data in order to post unofficial results.
To this point, all ballots have been scanned, including all mail-in ballots.
Centre County's Election team and IT team have identified that the data are successfully being exported from the mail-in ballot scanners, but that the data is not being recognized when uploaded to the elections software.
Centre County's Administrator, John Franek, Jr. stated, "We have not stopped working, and we will continue to work until unofficial results are posted and reported to the Pennsylvania Department of State."
As a next step, Centre County has begun working with the equipment vendor to adjust configurations to make the two systems-the mail-in ballot scanner and the elections software where data are uploaded -compatible with one another.
We will provide updates as we make progress.
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*suddenly appears*
3, 7 and 9 for Satan from the unique self ship ask game *vanishes*
I, okay. Well then, Satan, it’s your turn!
Alright. I guess I shall take a break from my book to answer.
Why must you know of our second date? But since I am answering questions…it was nice. We went to an art museum here in Devildom. I don’t really know if it was better then the first one. Both I feel went very well. Maybe it would be for the fact my brothers didn’t bother us during the second made it a lot better.
A dog? I would much rather be a cat then a dog. But if I had to, it would be a mix of a Greyhound and a Rottweiler. Though, again, I would much rather be a cat then a dog.
My favorite cuddling position? Is this seriously a question as well? It is, Hm. Well, my favorite is the Sweetheart’s Cradle. It’s easy to continue to read my books, while also being able to be near with Sammy. As for her cuddling positions, it’s probably the embrace. She says it makes her feel safe, being in my arms. It’s nice.
Welp-
Vyn Richter
I wanna do this again but on this blog ! : )Â
Reblog w/ a pic of your f/o and I’ll give you 5 songs that they’ll listen to when they’re pining for you !
Fantasizing about extremely traumatic scenarios bc it doesn't feel like my trauma is enough
Random Scenario of Midnight- Idk, It just randomly decided to pop up.
Warning, I’m not good at writing so, hopefully this isn’t cringy (probably will be, and I’ll delete this later-) F/O, Proshippers DNI
Also, yea, it is in reader/my POV
Despite himself not needing much sleep himself, Xiao often usually ends up dragging me to bed. This, aka right now, is one of these examples of being “dragged to bed.”
“You know your mortal body isn’t used to staying up this late. Lay down and rest.” Is what he says, like normal. And like normal, I lay down, but can’t sleep.
“Xiao, you know I have to stay awake until I literally feel like passing out. Either that or ambiences. But either way, I ain’t sleeping. I’m gonna continue playing my games now on my phone, and watch YouTube.” I say, as I turn on my phone, and start watching random YouTube shorts.
It wasn’t long before my phone was snatched away by a certain Adeptus. I shoot a glare at him, which was only returned. “You are only going to delay the fact you are going to rest. It is already midnight.”
“Maybe, I’ll fall asleep if you come and cuddle with me.” I jokingly say. Course, part of me didn’t know what I was saying cause my brain was shutting down for sleep, but it didn’t matter. And well, it seem like it wasn’t that much of a joke to him, since he literally came over, lates down in my bed, and cuddled me.
Oh boy, I definitely won’t be prepared to what I wake up to tomorrow, cause I absolutely fell asleep in seconds, cuddling with him.
Update of this, I might have Covid as well. This sucks horribly-
So, uh, my mother got Covid.
I wasn’t expecting that at all but yeah, she has it. Let’s hope it goes by very quickly.
@ph4nt0mzgr4v3y4rd-0f-s3lfsh1ps @percyshipz @cheezbot @chuuyas--boo @paulcraigbillings2470
hiii — pls rb with what color your romantic love is ♡
draw you and venti, like draw venti reactimg to a drawing of himself- i think it would be really cute-
another is draw you and 707 playing video games together ^^
Aaaaa, this was so cute to draw!! Thank you for the ask!!
TBH, I wasn’t expecting it to turn out like this but I love it-
Me: *just casually playing Roblox*
Brain: Ayo, how about we draw some angst tonight, lmao-
Me: …so tonight is a suffering night, okay-