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three tossing heads, three frothing mouths. let me out.

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5 years ago
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa
Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa

Amber Rose Gives Emotional Speech About Being Slut-Shamed By Kanye & Wiz Khalifa

“Unfortunately, I was extremely slut-shamed. I was called ‘nothing but a stripper.’ [He said] why would he ever be interested in me, I’m just a bald-head stripper from Philly. I was a golddigger; apparently he had to take 30 showers after being with me. That’s what he said.“

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5 years ago

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.


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5 years ago
“The King” (2019) Dir. David Michôd Official Poster

“The King” (2019) dir. David Michôd official poster


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5 years ago
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙
It’s Ok If You Have Be Your Own Support System, You’re Great At It 💙

It’s ok if you have be your own support system, you’re great at it 💙

love from the sad ghost club x


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5 years ago
More Dog Snaps
More Dog Snaps
More Dog Snaps
More Dog Snaps
More Dog Snaps

More dog snaps

via @animalsnaps


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5 years ago

I have ridden in your cart, driver, waved my nude arms at villages going by, learning the last bright routes, survivor where your flames still bite my thigh and my ribs crack where your wheels wind. A woman like that is not ashamed to die. I have been her kind.

--Anne Sexton, “Her Kind”

THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), Dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798)
THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), Dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798)
THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), Dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798)
THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), Dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798)

THE VVITCH: A New-England Folktale (2015), dir. Robert Eggers. Witches Sabbath (1789) / Witches Flight (1798) by Francisco de Goya.


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5 years ago
The Witch - A New England Folktale
The Witch - A New England Folktale
The Witch - A New England Folktale
The Witch - A New England Folktale

The Witch - A New England Folktale


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5 years ago
Can You Hear Me? I Said, SAME FUCKING ENERGY
Can You Hear Me? I Said, SAME FUCKING ENERGY

Can you hear me? I said, SAME FUCKING ENERGY


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5 years ago
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.
I Hold The Space You Made, I’m Empty But Still Hoping.

I hold the space you made, I’m empty but still hoping.


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5 years ago

Female character: I can’t have children and that makes me a monster. I’m not worth anything now.

Me a tired creature glaring at the writer:

Female Character: I Can’t Have Children And That Makes Me A Monster. I’m Not Worth Anything Now.

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5 years ago

Listen to the sound of wikipedia

This is a way to listen to changes to wikipedia. You are literally listening to knowledge being added to the world.

Pluck sounds are an addition, strings are subtractions, and the pitch says how how big the edit is. My heart shudders at this I love it so much.


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5 years ago
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 
Amazing Illustrations By twitter:@13033303 

Amazing illustrations by twitter:@13033303 


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5 years ago

not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment. beautiful

Not A Cell Phone In Sight. Just People Living In The Moment. Beautiful
Not A Cell Phone In Sight. Just People Living In The Moment. Beautiful
Not A Cell Phone In Sight. Just People Living In The Moment. Beautiful

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5 years ago
Bro, It's Like 4PM In São Paulo Right Now And All The Smoke Made It Look Like It's Already Night...city
Bro, It's Like 4PM In São Paulo Right Now And All The Smoke Made It Look Like It's Already Night...city

Bro, it's like 4PM in São Paulo right now and all the smoke made it look like it's already night...city of ashes indeed.


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5 years ago

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg


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5 years ago

this is legitimately more painful to see than running into an ex at a bar and i’m no longer surprised at the real grief i feel over them

In Which Joe’s Love For Dacre Continues.
In Which Joe’s Love For Dacre Continues.
In Which Joe’s Love For Dacre Continues.

in which joe’s love for dacre continues.


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5 years ago
‪Sunflowers Are One Of My Favorites.‬

‪Sunflowers are one of my favorites.‬


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5 years ago

Me at 9:30pm, realising I still have plenty of time to read and sleep:

Me At 9:30pm, realising I Still Have Plenty Of Time To Read and Sleep:

Me at 3:00am, still reading:

Me At 9:30pm, realising I Still Have Plenty Of Time To Read and Sleep:

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

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5 years ago
Midsommar (2019) Dir. Ari Aster
Midsommar (2019) Dir. Ari Aster

Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster


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