ughbyss
three tossing heads, three frothing mouths. let me out.
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“Whenever an actor tells me how I should feel about acting it takes me out of the equation as an audience member. What I remind myself of as an actor is that I’m here but it’s not really about me or my feelings about it, it’s about telling the director’s story…so it’s not my job to feel it, it’s the audience’s to feel it.” — ADAM DRIVER
The winning picture of the Kennel Clubs Dog Photographer of the Year competition in the category ‘Dogs at Work’
Older gentleman excited for his birthday
Join me. Please.
Autumn Fairytale aesthetic
What was going on with Billy’s hair in season 3?
Besides Dacre telling them he wanted Billy’s hair to be longer and probably a bigger wig budget – glorious fluff.
Billy grew out his hair and definitely took Steve’s advice on the Farrah Fawcett spray because that is a serious jump in volume.
S3 is much more consistent compared to S2 and while S2 does have the best in-show Billy hair:
neither season can possibly ever compare to H&M’s take on Billy and his mullet:
H&M knows what beach blond curls are and served it to us as our last meal before s3 came for our lives.
Like.
Dayum.
What was the question again? I get so distracted whenever Billy’s hair gets mentioned alsjhsfkjghdsfshda
Mum:hey -
Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now
I majored in English lit in college and I absolutely believe all the fanfics I’ve read have more literary merit than most of the published fiction I’ve gotten through. Fanfic writers are brave and ballsy and laughing and weeping. And they hold your hand. There’s so much contact between writer and reader, it’s visceral. And I think fanfiction is in part a reaction against the shame of an outdated community of people who attach all these rules and regulations and bullshit to the act of writing that they actually just limit their own ability to tell stories. So conclusively--fuck them and keep scrolling through all the cherik you can handle on a Tuesday.
Someone: do you like to read books?
Me: * thinks about all the gay fanfic I read at all times *
Me: yes.
the thing about being someone who’s never catcalled is that you start to wonder why like is it because im ugly???
and then you realize that youre judging your worth by whether or not you are objectifiable to a man and thats so fucked up like honestly its so fucked up
but the worst part about the patriarchy is that it still sits at the back of your mind regardless like “nobody thinks youre pretty because they dont see you as a sex object” like somehow thats a desirable thing and it fucks me up
The Castle of Cagliostro (Hayao Miyazaki, 1979)
The Mother of Science Fiction
From the beginning scifi has been used to examine society’s issues. Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” asked of people to take responsibility for their actions, to consider the impact of one’s legacy, and to have compassion for one’s fellow human.
me : * gets high on classical music *
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Charles Simic, ‘Totemism’, Dime-Store Alchemy: The Art of Joseph Cornell // Warsan Shire, The House //Julien Baker, Sour Breath // Westworld // Greta Gerwig and Florence Welch for W Magazine // Edith Wharton, The Ghost Stories
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019), dir. J.J. Abrams
Jeff Goldblum’s priceless reaction to the potential Marvel / Sony split
losing you was a summer-long sunburn. everything hurt to touch. i couldn’t sleep, every position was a blister. i felt dried out, clammy and too hot at the same time, so tired and yet always awake. the worst part was that it still hurt after it faded. the worst part was that others looked and me and said they understood that kind of pain, but eventually rolled their eyes when i brought you up, telling me i should have known better than to not cover my little heart up. the worst part was driving home and seeing the turn i would have taken and feeling that flash roll up my skin. no the worst part was breakfast without you in it. no the worst part was just you. just you. just not having you ever again.