The Weird Urge To Make Smut Hc's Of Cockwarming Jason Carver And Making Him Cry His Pretty Lil Eyes Out,

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🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!

are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line

ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.

i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.

just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.

after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.

who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.

ANYWAYS

it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..

eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.

for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.

it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.

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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭

yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…

no bc why did yall gatekeep bbg dano!riddler from me

sure i saw the film trailer in 2022, but i honestly kept myself away from the whole spoilers/gossip because i legit hated the mf vampire actor from twilight as batman,, he gave me the ick, i dont even want to watch it bc of him😪.

BUT BABYGIRL EDWARD NASHTON 🤨 mf 6’ feet?? kiss me awkwardly?? let me gargle and choke on your cock while you squirm and whimper?? praise kink both ways 😻 ion think he’d be down for degradation but tease him once that he has a small cock (he doesn’t, im lying fr), he takes it to heart and you have to beg him to fuck you again bc you made him more insecure (wtf 😾) he’ll either edge you while eating you out for hours,, while grinding down into the mattress obviously cumming like 200 times during, or he’ll fold you into different positions he “learned from other people online” to get that dick in you deeper so you can actually “feel it” this time.

cockwarming,, yeah he cant do that LOL pussy feels too good

he’s so mousy lookin, want to just squeeze him in a hug 😵‍💫 tbh he’d probably cum in his fucking pants from love nibbles on his ear lobe(s) or scrunching his hair on the back of his neck.

i dont know if i want pathetic, worshipping, simp, people (you only) pleaser, fogged glasses, down bad, whimpering, moaning, groaning, so protective, 💯% sit on his face pussy gobbler: eddie nashton 😮‍💨

or if i want obsessed to the point of feral, growling, sloppy thrusts, panting, cant get enough, down hard, mask stays on 75% of the time, “he loves me but he fucks me like he hates my guts” -ayesha erotica 🥴 (yummy x righteous), also protective asf, type to watch his cum dribble out, buries his face in your cunt + doesn’t let you up for hours, edging you til you squirt: edward nashton 😵

LOL THIS FUCKING CLIP 😲

OK WAIT OR nervous barefoot (princess)!reader x sergei…

WEIRDLY I THINK THIS WOULD ROCK,

like sergeis on a hunt, and he comes in when everyones sleeping, the guards are doing shifts or whatever, and he comes across a kitchen, and theres nervous barefoot (princess)!reader, like the daughter of the man hes supposed to kill, in your hello kitty pants and your horrible stained oversized soft shirt, BAREFOOT, facing him with your phone in your hand and another ice cream sandwich in the other, and the rest of an ice cream sandwich in your mouth, wide eyed

tbh yall just stand there. um

nervous barefoot (princess)!reader i feel like she would so offer the other sweet treat to him… slowly… dont poke the lion babes..

GAH IDK

i’m not as short as some of you mfs on here, i’m a good 5’6, but i want to climb both pre buff jack hodgson and buff jack hodgson like a redwood tree so bad 😠

only two gifs 😣

LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE

dano riddler on the brain 24/7

NGL

at first i thought it said “BendMeOverDaddy01”, was like 🤤😮‍💨 yes please and then i actually read it and im 🤒

FUCK this was supposed to be sfw, BUT i can’t help myself lol

i want to peg eddie so bad, im definitely making him wear a cockring,, OR one of those vibrating cockrings 🫨 so his tip gets all flushed, (idk if after 5 minutes, it would get pink or purple bc he needs to cum so bad, bc he legit can’t stop moaning and slobbering all over the dildo you shoved in his mouth or the ball you have wrapped around his jaw) he’s obviously crying already?? have you seen him?? no? he definitely makes you take pictures, just in case, bc pegging him won’t happen again,,,, this was your birthday present or whatever idk

LMFAO YOU ATE ON THIS GIF BABE

no bc who the fuck named this 😢 and can we be fucking friends 🥸😛

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤

i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.

someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.

anyone down for a “just the tip” but isn’t just the tip, it’s the whole cock, eddie nashton x reader fic/hc??

I MEAN lets bffr yall freaks (me too) 🥵 but would you?? been feelin the inspiration lately 🤯

already posted! here’s the link!

kicking, giggling, gushing, throwing up, slobbering, drooling, blushing, killing, murdering, gagging, choking, vomiting, screaming, cumming, bawling, etc. over eddie nashton