LMFAO APARTMENT SITTING RN AND I WAS TRYING TO FIND WIFI, PLEASEE THE 3RD ONE

4am shits and giggles and delulus 🙂‍↕️

YALL i figured out i have a type 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ like ofc its the nerds (rowan laslow & george karim), the villians (loki & leto!joker), and the destined to be heartbroken (steven grant/moon knight & matthew murdock). IK theres obviously more but my lil tired brain is working on overdrive 🫣

whoever made these, you are so right for it

missing out on rowan fics so i might have to step up 🤥 kinda need some protective steven grant also 🥹 maybe feral protective daredevil too but ill work it out.. PLS dont come for me, i havent watched moon knight either 😥 🙂‍↕️

been gone for an actual minute hehe 🤤

was on a road trip and thought some more abt rowan

⬆️ me trying to explain myself

rowan right? right. his fingers 😣 honestly hes just so pretty and i cant help but talk abt him

hes got the perfect set of plush lips too ☹️ it’s ridiculous 

stop bc when he gets tripped up by bianca and we get to see that close up of him disheveled jesus christ. like get tf up bby boy 🎀 suck it up and use your hands ☺️😋 

back to his fingers..🫣 like ik i said this in the tiddies post but oop i know his hands are so so so warm😵‍💫 and when hes clutching your tits its so 🥴

do the glasses stay on or not and do they get foggy when he’s embarrassed 😲…???

can we all be delusional together please omg

kicking, giggling, gushing, throwing up, slobbering, drooling, blushing, killing, murdering, gagging, choking, vomiting, screaming, cumming, bawling, etc. over eddie nashton

OK WAIT OR nervous barefoot (princess)!reader x sergei…

WEIRDLY I THINK THIS WOULD ROCK,

like sergeis on a hunt, and he comes in when everyones sleeping, the guards are doing shifts or whatever, and he comes across a kitchen, and theres nervous barefoot (princess)!reader, like the daughter of the man hes supposed to kill, in your hello kitty pants and your horrible stained oversized soft shirt, BAREFOOT, facing him with your phone in your hand and another ice cream sandwich in the other, and the rest of an ice cream sandwich in your mouth, wide eyed

tbh yall just stand there. um

nervous barefoot (princess)!reader i feel like she would so offer the other sweet treat to him… slowly… dont poke the lion babes..

GAH IDK

i love the idea of like a meet cute featuring peter sutherland, slipping in the rain and him grabbing your waist and you grabbing his biceps. and you both are looking so startled and you had the worst day and you ended up in a puppy boys arms and suddenly everything is just ok for right now. (i kinda need me a peter sutherland.) ofc he rights yourself, standing you back up straight and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck and tries to get rid of the blushing pink on his face, (he'll be so red ISTG). NGL i would squeeze his muscles before letting go, but yall do yall. GAW IDK. itd be so awkward before he asks if you're ok. but in all honesty yall are kinda taken w each other..... i might do a full blown fic for this ^^ ⚆_⚆

I need Eddie to come back from one of his streams and fuck me till the adrenaline wears off. Mask stays on. I need him to keep his hand around my throat while he fucks me full of his cum, talking about how he'd kill someone if they even looked at me a certain way. Because how dare they think they can have what is rightfully his

THIS 😮‍💨😵😵‍💫 YOU 🫨🫡😦 ME 😛🫶😻

HIS COAT STAYS ON RIGHT??

i know one of his haters on stream would be like “theres no way this fucking moron has a whore, much less a girlfriend, she probably pulled him, probably pity’s him.” PLS i know he would get so riled up, first for calling you a whore..??? and second for saying he couldnt pull you AND for the pity comment 😟

(we both know, you pulled each other) (he’s yours remember??) (just how you’re only his right?!?)

ong doxxed him, and/or made him watch privately how he fucked you so good, you were cockdrunk, only knowing his name and your little moans, before obviously killing him LOL 😝

no bc why did yall gatekeep bbg dano!riddler from me

sure i saw the film trailer in 2022, but i honestly kept myself away from the whole spoilers/gossip because i legit hated the mf vampire actor from twilight as batman,, he gave me the ick, i dont even want to watch it bc of him😪.

BUT BABYGIRL EDWARD NASHTON 🤨 mf 6’ feet?? kiss me awkwardly?? let me gargle and choke on your cock while you squirm and whimper?? praise kink both ways 😻 ion think he’d be down for degradation but tease him once that he has a small cock (he doesn’t, im lying fr), he takes it to heart and you have to beg him to fuck you again bc you made him more insecure (wtf 😾) he’ll either edge you while eating you out for hours,, while grinding down into the mattress obviously cumming like 200 times during, or he’ll fold you into different positions he “learned from other people online” to get that dick in you deeper so you can actually “feel it” this time.

cockwarming,, yeah he cant do that LOL pussy feels too good

he’s so mousy lookin, want to just squeeze him in a hug 😵‍💫 tbh he’d probably cum in his fucking pants from love nibbles on his ear lobe(s) or scrunching his hair on the back of his neck.

hi. nervously laughs. i’m so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? it’s a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM 😨

anyways

peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs 😳 goddamn.

like he does arm workouts, but it’s just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself 🥱

i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!

im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, we’re the only ones there 🤭, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throat…

-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!

part 2 out of 3

IM EVIL 😳😻 FOR THE CUTOFF

she can’t hear the lock turn, too focused on the mask hugging her face and her fingers circling the left of her clit. face down on his bed, almost drunkenly inhaling the musk from his mask, while drooling and whining into the fabric.

eddie immediately knows someone’s here by the way she left her shoes all proper by the door, and her purse is thrown on the floor. his mind immediately went to the worst possible scenario, that she knows he’s the riddler and is gathering evidence to show to the police.

stalking towards his bedroom, hearing the noises she’s making, before opening the door a smidge.

hearing the door creak open, turning her head sharply and blearily looking at him. mascara running down her cheeks and her lipstick smudged in the mask, not that he could see.

“…naughty slut. here i thought you were innocent, a gem, what a shame you aren’t.”

towering over her back as he walked towards the edge of the bed. gripping the back of the mask, pulling her along with it.

cooing, “did you break in pretty girl?” pulling the mask back tighter, his voice getting softer and more calm, “or did you cheat and fuck someone to get a copy of my keys?”

feeling him shoving her head into the bed and gripping her wrist and pulling it away from her pudgy clit.

he thumbed open her pussy again, adding two fingers easily inside. “you’re fucking stupid princess, to think i wouldn’t find you here, rubbing your dumb little clit?”

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LOL I COULDNT WAIT!! 🌝🤭🩵

it’s the sickness, it’s tempting me.

part 1 of 3

🫣 i couldn’t wait boo!!

are you netflix, because i could watch you for hours. stalker riddler ass pickup line

ngl, for a 6ft tall man, hes pretty good at hiding from view. more specifically, your view.

i full heartedly believe that edward would be a door holder no matter how shy or how uncomfortable he is, so in that brief moment that he’s holding the door open for you, he obsessed with the way your scent just glides over him, the cute bounce in your step as you walk, from the way you dress to the way you say, “aww!! thank you so much, sweetheart!” that’s how bimbo slut!reader and eddie meet.

just how he becomes obsessed with you, bimbo slut!reader becomes obsessed with him. the way his arms grip the door and the musky smell coming off him as you pass him. he’s tall as fuck, but he hunches in on himself, trying to make himself seem smaller almost. hearing a tiny inhale from him as you walk past him.

after you walk in, he tries to be respectful of your space, but he can’t help himself getting closer to you, his hot breath tickling the nape of your neck.

who stalked who first? i mean bimbo slut!reader took photos of him when he wasn’t looking, everyone else thought she was taking photos of her boyfriend, considering they fr couldn’t stop staring at each other when the other one wasn’t looking.

ANYWAYS

it was so fucking easy to hack into her computer, phone, camera, her buildings security system, that eddie was so concerned about her, like he knows she’s stupid, but she didn’t even have a password for her phone..

eddies fucked his hand so hard, that she almost caught him right outside her window, curtains half shut, and while shes getting ready for bed. thin green panties with a little light green question mark she sewed the night before above her clit and a sheer nightie, he obviously took pictures, panting and groaning roughly.

for bimbo slut!reader, it wasn’t easy following eddie back to his apartment, he was so paranoid it was totally cute.

it was easy getting into his building and his apartment, she just bats her lashes at whoever and she gets a copy of his keys. she doesn’t touch anything but she takes videos of herself on his bed, orgasming at the thought of him watching her shove her fingers up her tight cunt. she knows he’s the riddler now, from all the decor and his suit, once she puts on his mask, she takes multiple photos of herself in compromising positions.

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next part is him finding her!!! 😽🤭

yo this made like no sense, i’m a little sick so ill blame it on that…