An Amazing Commission From The Always-wonderful @snowzapped​ (commission Them!) Inspired By This Disney

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

“Born with magic”

A/N: I know it’s been a long while since my last update, life is hectic and bittersweet but here I am with the magical butterfly boy named Merlin!🦋Hope you all enjoy it. ;) Comments and ideas are welcomed.

One of the many agitating things about Christmas is the that fucking ends man. You get hyped, feel happy for once (sorta forgot how to do that), don’t completely despise your obnoxious relatives for five minutes. And then New Years comes and fucks you over and you remember that life actually sucks and you probably have numerous mental health issues that you are ignoring and that the world is horrible. Merry Christmas, now here is your shit tone of sadness and stress, ENJOY!

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

♫ row, row, row your boat… ♫

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

living with merlin would be so annoying lmao. Imagine tryin to sleep in the middle of the night only to have merlin come into ur room and go 'something........ powerful woke me..........there is a powerful sorcerer nearby......' shut tf up and go back to sleep. or every day having merlin burst in like 'SLMEONE'S TRYJNG TO KILL ARTHUR I NEED HELP' not to mention all the sneaking out and illegal shit you'd have to hide and all the complaining and merlin being knocked out and then merlin passing out and you CANNOT convince me this boy does not eat like it's his last day on earth, PLUS the older he gets the more he broods so you come in after a long day and this drama queen bitch is just sitting there in a dark corner mulling some dumb shit over and you gotta slap him out of it...the exhaustion is endless

“Doctor I am no longer fit for duty. I hereby relinquish my command based on the fact that I have been. . Emotionally compromised. Please note the time and date in the ship’s log.”

- Classwork. Her name is Doris.