Important Confession

Beautiful buck we saw tonight

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

WOMEN "BOOBS" CAN MAKE A MAN... CRAZY AAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAH

JOKER QUOTES FOR BOYS 1

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

YELLOWJACKETS 203. Digestif / 301. It Girl / 303. Thems The Brakes / 310. Full Circle

I finally got my tonsils out!! Thank you to everyone who supported me and stood by my side as I removed my stones every night. I will never forget you

You should never judge someone because you don’t know what they’re dealing with inside (tonsil stones)

shout out to hairy dykes. dykes with a bush, dykes with hairy armpits, dykes with a happy trail. shout out to dykes with a happy trail and uhhh yeah dykes with happy trails. shout out to butches with happy trails and

Beco+81 aka Beco Plus81 (Japanese, based Japan) - 星屑まみれ (I am surrounded by Stars), 2023, Drawings: Digital Art