Confession of a unhinged hooker šŸ’…šŸ½/Former stripper\sex worker

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5 years ago

Me to myself:

Bitch it’s Monday make money

5 years ago

Why do people even wanna dox someone?

Just honestly mind your own pussy šŸ˜‚

5 years ago

I would say my blessing but i believe in the evil eye. Soooo

5 years ago

A blessing is about to happen I just know it will.

5 years ago

Another thing is that he screened so effortlessly but I get more trouble from older clients 40+ then the younger guys 😐

5 years ago

I usually don’t do younger clients but this 30 year old black client blew my back the fuck out 🄵

He was attractive too. I lowkey want more of him

5 years ago

Sorry for the late update

But I didn’t shit on him and I got my money.

1k for the hour plus a tip

Sorry For The Late Update
5 years ago

No but I’m all seriousness i might just cancel it.

5 years ago

BITCH I TOOK A LAXATIVE AT LIKE 11pm AND NOW I HAVE A LAST MINUTE APPOINTMENT AT 5am.

omggggg pray for me y’all.

Ima shit on this man 🤣

5 years ago

And then he had the nerve to be like. Even if the sperm got inside you I’m clipped.

Like sir i don’t give a fuck if your balls were chopped off. 🤨

5 years ago

I’m so nervous

A client i was riding cummed and as his dick got soft the condom got stuck inside me. Sperm got everywhere when i pulled out and now I’m nervous as fuck. But it’s 10pm and the stores won’t be open until tomorrow. So I’m just going to go out and buy a plan b.

Matter of fact ima buy several of those things šŸ™„ I deal with a lot of small dick clients who get soft easily.

5 years ago

Manifesting a overnight client 🌹

5 years ago

I just had my first virtual session tonight.

I was legit looking up shit on google to talk about with this man šŸ˜‚

5 years ago

I just wanna be a whore again 😐

5 years ago

Society does not like the idea of a spoiled black woman, much less a spoiled black dark skinned woman

5 years ago

Ā i really luv girls who spoil themselves and who are self-absorbed and cocky and know that they’re fly and popping like ugh yes

5 years ago

If you cautiously slide a toothbrush along the bottom or top of your throat until you feel the gag reflex trying, then stop and brush side to side for 10 seconds and repeat every day going back farther and farther, you can eliminate the gag reflex. I used to not be able to swallow medicine, now I can down an 18 inch double ended dildo without gagging. Unless the dildo tastes fucking awful.

I wish you could see the smile on my face! This is amazing! Thank you for telling me. I’m gonna try it asap ahaha!!Ā 

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5 years ago

So many of you don’t actually hustle. But spend all damn day complaining.

Like a lot of you don’t take the time to step out of your boundaries, step out of your comfort zone. So many of you don’t do things because you think it’ll harm your self worth or that its below you. Its affect your money, honey.

When you’re an escort at $400 an hour, but you haven’t gotten any calls But you won’t create a quick second persona and charge Ā 200$ because its below you to accept that little.

Or you’re online reblogging sugar baby self help posts and wondering why dudes on SA are so cheap. While you have bills to pay and rent to make, you can’t take a few headless nudes and sell em on kik? Or accept that splenda daddy, use him to tide you over until you get your whale?

I dislike online sex work. I’m not good at it and its boring/awkward for me. But I did it for a couple weeks, paid my all bills and got a new wardrobe.Ā I toured SF at a high rate and had only a few chomps. I brought out my old lower rate persona and advertised, made all my money back and more.Ā 

If you’re capable of charging a higher rate, it doesn’t make you bad if you accept less than it. Stop tying this work to your self worth. It doesn’t make you pathetic if you need to sell your snapchat. I’ve got friends who make bank off their snapchat and manyvids, I wish I could do what they do.

Simply said your lateral whorephobia is affecting your coins. Stop sitting around waiting for someone to book you at your high price, while your bills pile up and you can’t eat. Make your fucking money and stop worrying about what others might think. I still respect you whether you’re 800/hr or 150/hr.Ā 

What I respect is that you’re making an effort to get your money and not sitting around waiting for it to come to you.

5 years ago

A tip for the ones who want to go somewhere but plans are up in the air or you don’t yet have the funds: Use Booking.com

Select your dates, your destination, and when searching for a hotel use the ā€œFree Cancellationā€ and ā€œNo Prepayment Neededā€ filters. It’ll list the available hotels with this feature. That way you’ve secured your accommodations and can pay when you arrive at the property — or before if you’d prefer. The cancellations vary so if you must cancel, give as much notice as possible. Typically, you’d need to cancel at least 3-5 days before your arrival to avoid being penalized. Make sure you read the cancellation policy in full as it differs for most

I personally don’t use booking.com anymore, but I used to quite a bit when touring heavily and had to make last-minute changes. It was helpful and also let me plan in advance with the option to cancel

5 years ago

Ways to make your client nut fast

ask them to choke you. a lotta guys nut in seconds cus theyre not used to anything rough. and it wont even be that rough cus he will nut in 1sec.

ask him to fuck your tight asshole, if you allow anal. thats guaranteed quick nut. under 1 min nut

sloppy af bj + hj combo. this one takes sum skill. but if u do it right, not tooo hard or not tooo fast, you can build a quick hard nut. 5 min he will nut

talk dirty. if you arent comfortable, practice it. u might think ull cum across as fake but do u think they give a fuck? they want u to be a pornstar. just say shit like U like that?? u like pounding my whore cunt? u like me bouncing on ur fat dick?? OoohhHhh my god ur cock is buried deep in my (name of hole) . it will speed up the nut. but if they are vanilla just moan rly sensually i guess lmfao tell them how intense this feels and how u feel all 2 inches of his cock and how ur gonna nut. if u nut he nuts

be a little more dominating, take ctrl. i used to be rly submissive out of laziness and in real life i used to be naturally submissive but ive learned that taking ctrl will make the client think u are rly into it. they like that shit. u dont gotta be a domme, just give lotta direction, take lead and fuck hard

if u have fat ass, reverse cowgirl. bounce n fuck hard n he will nut in 2 min max. reverse cowgirl ANAL?? game over, auto nut

lots and lots and lots of eye contact.

in missionary, tilt ur pelvic bone down to make ur pussy tighter and the angle more narrow for his cock. this makes my bf nut all the time

thank u for listening to my ted talk

5 years ago

About the corona virus

When I was a freshman in highschool my grandma would constantly remind us that a famine or virus will rise upon us. She would say that we are truly living in the last days. She predicted a drought, War and diease will wipe out majority of the human population. I always brushed it off thinking she was just some crazy old lady. But now as all these events are starting to unfold I’m starting to believe her.. I’m not saying I’m some crazy spiritual god fearing Christian. But it’s interesting people that have a strong spiritual presence with god or whatever they believe in predicted this stuff will happen eventually. My grandma been stacking up toliet paper, Canned goods, water, non perishable items, weapons, etc for years.

With that being said I’m still going to be a escort and travel for work. If my time come and I die from whatever virus comes upon me then I’m ok with it. I will not live in fear and stop making my money. I don’t really believe the whole ordeal is that bad. I feel like practicing basic hygiene is enough not to get sick. Plus there’s other worse viruses or diseases that can affect your body. But It just mind boggles me how everything she said 4 years ago have come to light. She even said most of this shit will start happening around 2019-2020. All I know if shit does get crazy I know my ass will be good. We stocked up for a couple of years due to her preparing over the years.


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5 years ago

Just paid 1500 for a ticket at a local charity met gala. I’m manifesting that I will get my money back and more. I’m also going to be testing my new freestyling rates that night. (1500-2000 per hour)

5 years ago

Why does everybody hate on high end companions? Like I will always see hoes that charge 300 or less pick on companions that charge over 500.

5 years ago

A client booked me for a Bachelor party next week. I honestly hope they get drunk enough while I’m there and ask to run a train on me. If they do I’m overcharging the shit out of them.

5 years ago

The Social Calendar

January

Courchevel

Davos World Economic Forum

Snow Polo World Cup

Art Stage

FebruaryĀ 

Fashion Weeks {The Big 4: New York, London, Milan and Paris}

Gran Ballo Della Cavalchina,Ā 

Superbowl

Berlin Film FestivalĀ 

March

Miami Winter Music ConferenceĀ 

Dubai World CupĀ 

Cricket World CupĀ 

Art Basel Hong Kong

April

CoachellaĀ 

US MastersĀ 

Milken Institute Global ConferenceĀ 

Singapore Yacht ShowĀ 

Antigua Sailing WeekĀ 

MayĀ 

Cannes Film Festival

Monaco Grand PrixĀ 

Kentucky DerbyĀ 

Met GalaĀ 

Frieze Art Fair New York

June

Ibiza {Opening parties start this month}Ā 

Art Basel SwitzerlandĀ 

Royal AscotĀ 

G8 SummitĀ 

The French Open

July Ā 

Wimbledon

Henley Royal Regatta

Montreux Jazz Festival

AugustĀ 

PGA Championship

SeptemberĀ 

Venice Film Festival,Ā 

Fashion Weeks {The Big 4: New York, London,Milan and Paris}

Ibiza {Closing parties start this month}

Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting

Monaco Yacht ShowĀ 

US Open

Singapore Grand Prix

October

Ibiza {Closing parties end this month}Ā 

Frieze Art Fair LondonĀ 

November

Melbourne World CupĀ 

December

Art Basel Miami

**Notable Mentions:**Ā 

Aspen

Mykonos

MarbellaĀ 

Verbier

If I forgot anything (and I’m sure I did lol) add it to the list!

5 years ago

Do anybody got so good recommendations for professional photograph retouchers? This man tried to make look like a whole different race šŸ™ƒ. I told him to just focus on the skin (Smooth it out), Take care of the flyaways and smooth my makeup a bit. Tell me why I look like a whole different skin tone šŸ˜‚. I was like who is this women? It’s 2020 and y’all still don’t know how to work with black women skintone?

5 years ago

I hate men but love money

5 years ago

Keep your goals and news to yourself no matter how little or big. You speak too soon and it’ll all go downhill. Trust me on this. People are out there waiting to give you the evil eye. Manifest your success in silence, let your results speak for themselves. No one can touch you once you’ve accomplished what you desired.

5 years ago

I always get skeptical of a client who request to see me at 11pm but don’t want to screen or send a deposit. Like police officer I know it’s you šŸ™ƒ

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