@theweavers

I’ll piss on you

Before you post something, is it going to PISS?

Piss off your followers

Incite terrorism

Sabotage your brand

Suck

If not, it’s back to the workshop and don’t even think of talking to me until you make a real post that PISSes hard and loud it’s 4:53 am and i don’t know what’s real anymore

i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only declare war against aliens

Honesty boxes are like shops except there’s no shopkeeper, just a box that say “take something leave something.” They’ve been shown to make a profit whilst not taking too much from people if they can’t afford to pay :)

HEADS UP im starting on a how-to googledoc for absolute beginners on music making!

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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