I’ll Piss On You

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

None pizza left beef

sundress no panties 

A short story about disability and friendship.

Oh shit that sucks. I’m not the most tumblr savvy and I mainly use my sideblog so sorry if I overstepped or something :/ I have terrible internet social awareness.

Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏

hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.

Tom pizza friends

I called you a 10, give me more than that

she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs

"yoU'rE nOt TraNs, YoU nEeD THerApY" my brother in christ, what do you think the T in HRT stands for