people who draw/write jake as the 'evil alter' are insane. this guy??? friend guy????? the most caring and kind alter????? leave him alone.
Frank & Matt Parallels for @anna-hawk ❤️
our boy comes home so soon! hopefully beautifully bloodied and full catholic guilt!
i thought this was about matt murdock the second i read “synonyms for guilt”
i hate writing smut.
❤️ Happy Valentine's Day 💜 from Smiley Matt Murdock ❤️
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crazy how this was the whole show and nothing bad happened after!
DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN
S01 E01 : Heaven's Half Hour | dir. Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead
My favorite thing is that "Human Disater Matt Murdock" is a super common tag on both tumblr and ao3.org
But seriously:
He has horrible luck with women
Parkour is his main mode of transportation
He probably only sleeps 2 hours a day
He spends all his money buying his canes in bulk from Costco or some shit
He has a severe lack of self-preservation
He has exactly 2 friends who are tired of his shit 97% of the time
He thinks dumpster diving is appropriate when he has open wounds and the dumpster is filled with all of the types of bacteria known to man
He thinks it's a good idea to repeatedly antagonize Wilson Fisk
It's a wonder this man made it through 3 seasons, goddammit Matthew
DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN 1.02: Optics
i believe him! (that bullet wound was probably just from tripping down some stairs)
matt murdock will stumble into work with 5 stab wounds, a black eye and a cut lip and his excuse will be like “I got run over by a boeing 747 idk im blind shit happens”
i wonder how many parents pulled their kids from exy leagues that year…
in universe aftg memes are so funny it gets me every single fucking time just imagine liking a sport but it turns out the mafia is involved and riko moriyama is literally a psycho and his brother killed him and seth gordon fucking died and aaron minyard killed someone and neil josten's dad is the butcher and kevin day has never been skiing and jean moreau was kidnapped from the ravens and then there's jeremy knox
frank castle having a civilized interview with a therapist is objectively the funniest thing i can imagine.