i thought this was about matt murdock the second i read “synonyms for guilt”
i hate writing smut.
the first two things neil did when mary died was drop 100k on back alley top surgery and play stick ball (the two things she never wanted him to do besides kiss girls) and send post
remember the end of season 2 when Frank's sniping ninjas off that rooftop and Matt's dramatic bitch ass doesn't have his mask/cowl on? yeah
(ok i KNOW Frank clocked that Matt was Daredevil in the courtroom, it's one of my favorite little moments from this entire immaculate series, but i made this to make my dad laugh when he first watched season 2. and it still make me chuckle. so)
Matt smile challenge (impossible)
i believe him! (that bullet wound was probably just from tripping down some stairs)
matt murdock will stumble into work with 5 stab wounds, a black eye and a cut lip and his excuse will be like “I got run over by a boeing 747 idk im blind shit happens”
I don't have any expectations for Daredevil Born Again but the one thing I demand is Matt Murdock beaten to a pulp on the ground. it is my god-given right to see that man covered in his own blood all loser-style and it's the only thing they really have to do
i am the type of person who flips to the back of a book first because i cannot stand when a story doesn’t have a happy ending
i am also the type of person who’s favorite character of all time is matthew murdock
unfortunately matthew murdock is the type of person who never gets any happy anything ever
tis a cruel twist of fate
(anyway, can’t wait to watch my shayla somehow get even more miserable and beat up!!!! cheers!!!!)
still not over that robber calling matt oliver twist
even hes like "a blind irish orphan lawyer with a catholic martyr complex? isnt that a bit much?"
and he doesnt even know about the "magic ninja vigilante and also a slut" part. matthew murdock: character of all time
Matthew Michael Murdock really just said "the key to stopping an armed robbery is to have fun and be yourself."
i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
my favorite fictional characters and music
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive