Bonuses!!!!

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh๐Ÿ˜”

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.


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3 weeks ago

Olivia won (sorry Damelton) so uh here's lore so far is fairly lengthy so uh yeah here's the lore the one person that voted

Olivia showed up in a dream along with Dalmeton(Who was originally called Captain Mean and was alot more sarcastic-villianous then I watered him down to be) in a sort of edit-like style (those edits where in the caption there's #NAME and the most diabolical thing one could ever say about the character)

So uh backdrop incoming

Olivia grew up on an island w/ no known biological parents and was always told about "White Souls" (some mountains) and about how there's a pirate that haunts them. Olivia called bs and set off on a expedition to find another island for her island to live on, also to prove her call on bs

She gets to the mountains, goes around shouting "Oi pirate dude I'm in ya mountains come n get me or somet"

Nothing happens so she gets back on the ship, 20 mins later, she finds that exact pirate(part siren to top it off) sleeping in her cabin and she like "oh it wasn't bs. damn"


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4 months ago

How 2 take care of ur partner who is part Eldritch Horror/Demonic Entity- By Ozzy

{WARNING: These are ๐‡๐„๐€๐ƒ๐‚๐€๐๐Ž๐๐’ on how I percieve them in my universe.}

They LOVE warmth.

They go through something similiar to hibernation during the winter. Make sure you have the heat cranked ALL the way up as these entities don't survive very long in the cold.

They will turn into their demonic forms when stressed, pissed, ect. Try to keep them calm.

They LOVE physical attention.

They purr like cats! They can also hiss, growl, snarl, ect. Heck some can even howl and roar!

They can eat human food(as they are ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’…๐’‚ part human) but if there's one thing you CANNOT give them it's fish. Any kind of fish. Do not give them fish. Unless you want them sick to their stomachs. Seriously. Don't give them fish.

"How will I know if they're sick?" Oh you'll know. You will know.

"Can I give them sweets?" Yeah you can. Just try not to give them ๐’•๐’๐’ much.

They love being cuddled. Seriously. They love it.

"Can I give them alchohol?" Yeah as long as it's the legal age go ahead. Again, don't give them ๐’•๐’๐’ much

Little heads up. They vomit void. Litaral void. Out of every.single.mouth.they.have.on.their.demonic. form.

Them shifting back into their normal form after whatever reason can leave them feeling icky for some time so just be wary.

They can create illusions and hypnotise peeps w/ their demonic-entity-powers.

So yeah. Ask any questions. "Can I have-" As long as it's the legal age and you have consent then do whatever.


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1 month ago

to the pookies and mooties

theclownjesterhouse - This Rabbit knows alot more than Hat Tricks!

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5 months ago

I might just turn this into an Iplier Ego blog where I just post made up conversations I think the egos would have. Or maybe I'll do some ร—reader fanfic. What do yall think I should do?

(This was bought to u by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)


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5 months ago

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author


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4 months ago

The Author HCS

{How does one change font colour on mobile help-}

๐Ÿ“ŒHis name is Ozzy

๐Ÿ“Œ Lil fangs. He chomp

๐Ÿ“Œ Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

๐Ÿ“Œ Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

๐Ÿ“Œ Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

๐Ÿ“Œ Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

๐Ÿ“Œ No idea what he is but ain't straight

๐Ÿ“Œ I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

๐Ÿ“Œ Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

๐Ÿ“Œ The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

๐Ÿ“Œ Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

๐Ÿ“Œ Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

๐Ÿ“Œ Orange cat in black cat disguise

๐Ÿ“Œ The definition of >:)

๐Ÿ“Œ Ultimate Gossip Girlแต—แต

๐Ÿ“Œ Still has the bat from old times

๐Ÿ“Œ Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

๐Ÿ“Œ Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh๐Ÿ˜’

๐Ÿ“Œ Lowkey an animal whisperer

๐Ÿ“Œ Has these stuffed animals on his bed wฬถhฬถiฬถcฬถhฬถhฬถeฬถtฬถoฬถtฬถaฬถlฬถlฬถyฬถsฬถtฬถiฬถlฬถlฬถsฬถlฬถeฬถeฬถpฬถsฬถwฬถiฬถtฬถhฬถ

๐Ÿ“Œ Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

๐Ÿ“Œ Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "๐Ž๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐€๐ง๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐š ๐†๐š๐ฅ๐š๐ฑ๐ฒ" "The Andro-what now?"

๐Ÿ“Œ Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like เฒ _เฒ 

๐Ÿ“Œ Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

๐Ÿ“Œ Cat person.

๐Ÿ“Œ Will die for a pack of strawberries

๐Ÿ“Œ Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ“Œ Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

๐Ÿ“Œ Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

๐Ÿ“Œ Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

๐Ÿ“Œ Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley ๐‘บ ๐‘ถ ๐‘น ๐‘ฌ back in the mornings

๐Ÿ“Œ Physically cannot function without coffee

๐Ÿ“Œ Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

๐Ÿ“Œ Attention span the size of a grain of salt

๐Ÿ“Œ Randomly focuses on random objects

๐Ÿ“Œ Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye๐Ÿ‘‹


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1 month ago

What if I just made a JT Music community on here bc all the fans are not alive and active and I'm relying on like, 1 person for content

also sprongtrop surpremacy


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